Summer Drinks
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HE WALKED ACROSS THE DARK ALLEY LOOKIN BEHIND HIS SHOULDERS IN FEAR AS SHADOWS OF THE HOMELESS AND DRUG DEALERS FORMED IN FRONT OF HIM IN HIS PATH. HE DROPS HIS PAPER BAG WHICH WAS TIGHTLY WRAPPED AROUND AN UNOPENED BOTTLE OF 211 AS HE SEES 3 DOGS LAYING DEAD AT THE END OF THE DEATH HALLWAY. AS HE WALKS UP TO THE DECAYING PUPS, HE SEES A SHADOW COMING AT HIM AT FULL SPEED. 2 HOURS LATER HE FINDS HIMSELF WAKING UP WITH THE FEELING OF CONFUSION. AS HE STANDS UP FEELING FATIGUED, HE CATCHES A GLIMPSE OF A ATLANTA FALCONS JERSEY CAUGHT ON THE CHAIN LINKED FENCE. NOW YOU TELL ME...........IS THAT UNFORGIVABLE
LOL IT AINT HARD. JUST THINK OF SOME BULLSHIT
LOL IT AINT HARD. JUST THINK OF SOME BULLSHIT
He pops 6 rounds into the magazine as he stumbles across the field. A lone wolf emerges from the treeline. The wolf starts running towards him. Meanwhile, he rips a ho ass fart like Lil Troy and then sparks up a quarter gram blunt & chiefs with the wolf. They do body shots from some feral nomad women & then he pulls the gun and kills everything in sight.
After using all of his ammunition, he looks down and see some mushrooms growing in cow shit. He says "fuck it" and proceeds to chomp down about 7 caps and 6 stems. "Lord of War" by Yukmouth and Dubee starts to stream from the clouds above. He sees Mario & Luigi doing 1-Up's. He's like "I'm shrooming too!" They take a few shots, then proceed to gangbang the Princess, as Donkey Kong snorts lines & videotapes.
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He then realized he was just off in another world thinkin about what he'd rather be doing instead of working. He looked around the office at the row upon row of cubicles surrounding him and at the same time suffocating him. IMPRISONING HIM!
"I got to get out of here, now!!!!" screamed 707REPRESENTA
"This way son....." it was a mysterious voice, one with authority and a loud interruptive octave that demanded the listener to pay attention, even if they knew they had better not.
"who.....who are you?" asked an uneasy 707.
"its jus Gas One quit actin scary nigga....is you gonna hit this blunt with me or you gonna keep sittin there fantasizing about monkey porn n shit?"
"umm....i think im fine here...umm...i dont think you should be smokin that in here"
Gas took a huge puff of his blunt and exhaled a large smoke cloud into 707's face. "square ass chump!", he said.
Then almost as quietly and quickly as he appeared Gas was no where to be seen....the smoke lingered in the air and 707 started regretting his decision and wished he could go back in time 5 minutes and re think this whole thing over.
It was too late though as his boss was approaching fast and he was now behind 4 hours on work that was due.
"I might jump out the window today....and i mean it this time..."
to be continued......
"I got to get out of here, now!!!!" screamed 707REPRESENTA
"This way son....." it was a mysterious voice, one with authority and a loud interruptive octave that demanded the listener to pay attention, even if they knew they had better not.
"who.....who are you?" asked an uneasy 707.
"its jus Gas One quit actin scary nigga....is you gonna hit this blunt with me or you gonna keep sittin there fantasizing about monkey porn n shit?"
"umm....i think im fine here...umm...i dont think you should be smokin that in here"
Gas took a huge puff of his blunt and exhaled a large smoke cloud into 707's face. "square ass chump!", he said.
Then almost as quietly and quickly as he appeared Gas was no where to be seen....the smoke lingered in the air and 707 started regretting his decision and wished he could go back in time 5 minutes and re think this whole thing over.
It was too late though as his boss was approaching fast and he was now behind 4 hours on work that was due.
"I might jump out the window today....and i mean it this time..."
to be continued......