sum gay ass shit happend to me at work today

[timebomb]

fucckin crazy ass shit mayne

 

[TRAJIK1]

ok so im at work right and im still alil sick wit the stomach flu so im taking one of them dookys thats like hella watery n shit
so im whiping away and everything is going good intull the cheap ass industrial 1 ply paper got hella wet and ripped and my finger went thru it and poked my asshole lightweight hard and it hurt
long story short i finger banged my self by accident

LMFAO

thats nasty tho

 

[timebomb]

str8 sicc in da head shit mayne

 

[ESFCE]

thas town bidness

 

[GeeZus]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HELLA DUMB !!

GIVEz A WHOLE NEW MEANING 2 "BUTT HURT"...




- GEEzUz

 

[MRTHECOSE]

LMAO..... HOPE U CUT YOUR NAILS...

 

[MOREBASS]

Hahaha...sounds like a shitty situation.

 

[Gringo Starr]

y u go to work with the stomach flu? u coulda sharted, i dont know where u work but u probably dont wanna be there with some drippy ass poop running down your leg

LOL@dripping ass poop

 

[wino]

Laughing my muthafuckin ass off.

 

[iam37one]

That sucks. you should be more careful next time.

 

[Mr.REE]

I JUST GOT DONE TAKING ONE OF THOSE WATERY SHITS ON YOUR SISTERS CHEST, I DIDNT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHIPING CUZ I JUST SPRED MY CHEAKS AND SCOOTED MY ASS BACK AND FORTH ON THE EDGE OF YOUR PARENTS BED SPREAD.

NEXT TIME YOU HAVE TO TAKE ONE OF THEM WATERY SHITS JUST DO WHAT I DID!!!!

 

[Dana Dane]

even I have to admit that this one made me LOL!

 

[Rusto]

you gotta take at least 15-20 toilet paper squares and wrap them around eachother in that situation...sounded like you only used about 3 squares if it broke that easily!