STUPID THINGS A FEMALE WOULD SAY

[Southend_206]

*THE FIRST TIME YOU TALK TO HER ON THE PHONE*

"I'M ABOUT TO GO OUT WITH MY HOMEGIRLS, ILL CALL YOU OR YOU CAN CALL ME LATER"

COUPLE OF DAYS LATER SHE CALLS ON THAT LATE NIGHT TIP
(YA"LL KNOW HOW IT BE SOMETIMES):

"HOW COME YOU DIDN'T CALL?" I WAS WORKIN THEN I WENT OUT (I REALLY DID.)

*AFTER YOU GO OUT WITH HER TO A COUPLE OF SPOTS*

"YOU SEEM REALLY NICE, YOU'RE REALLY SWEET. I CAN SEE WHY ANY FEMALE WOULD LIKE TO BE WITH YOU. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOURE SINGLE."
IT'S BY CHOICE YOU HUTCH.

*2 WEEKS LATER ON THE PHONE*

"YOU'RE REALLY SWEET & NICE. I HAVE TO GET UP IN THE MORNING AND RUN SOME ERRANDS. GOOD NIGHT, I LOVE YOU."

*TIRE SCREECHING SOUND*

WHAT? YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME! WE HAVENT DONE ANYTHING YET. WHY DO YOU LOVE ME? TRUE STORY!

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

Mel = Siccness version of Chocolate Rain.

 

[daluvlymel]

Yo I need a daluvlymel to english translater lol.

Not all men need justification. I if I am messing with a girl I care about, then I care about doing a good job. Most of the time though, I don't give a fuck about if she likes it or hates it. If I could bust in 10 seconds I would, and then just put my pants back on, throw up the duece, and peace the fuck out.

hmm...mayb u dont but sum foo's do...Like really why is any girl thinking of saying "yeah baby your the best, uhh huh.." while getting it on..LOL..its more like we want to hear hot shit not like "check out my arms or am i enof man for you, ha ha ha yea funny shit" fuck i'd laugh if i heard that behind his back..many of my friends gone thru this shit n tell me, funnnny..

 

[daluvlymel]

Mel = Siccness version of Chocolate Rain.

change ur picture..am sick of seeing it!

 

[daluvlymel]

who the FUCK told you i wanted to date you?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i mean lets stop for a moment and even act like i like pale face chicks

it sho wouldnt be you

ole computer-chair ass, novelty genital eating tramp

i dont fuck white bitches whos fingers smell like keyboard

you must be out yo damn mind even insinuating it would be coneivable in the mind or even up for question in my thinking process to want to get any closer to you than a fucking freeway jam.

thinkin you gon' win arguments. bitch ill beat you senseless with a VHS tape of fargo.

edit: id actually break my bong over your head like El Kabong do guitars.

this whole page you wrote was lame like you foo! Really i know i got to you but fuck don't let it be all known here..your embarressing yourself mahn..sit back, smoke a j, listen to sum bob marley n chill the fuck out!!! I was done with your comments way back wen so now ur replies just bore me and dont event faze me when i am a cold hearted b****..Just deal with it and move on from this bad experience..k..

 

[Gas One]

go away, im not in the conversating mood

i ain even read that shit cuz you a big dummy

vamoose

:hits you with newspaper like benecio del toro does the painting girl in fear and loathing:

 

[daluvlymel]

Fear n loathing is kewl, i give u that at least...event tho u aint working with a full pistol...

gotta make them dollaz so catch u on the remix of this shit laterz!

 

[Gas One]

(sees you responded, just scrolls down to the reply box without reading)

shut up.

 

[FDS]

i cant im on my period today.

 

[Gas One]

im glad i dont drip blood every month

that owns

 

[Ez-Roo]

I don't care do what you want.....wait...don't leave me ....II ..IIIII...Im pregnent!

 

[Arson]

"your clean right"

 

[92five10]

"you're only the second guy i've ever been with"

"i don't usually do this"

"guys are such assholes...why can't i find a nice one?"

haha so fucking true

 

[92five10]

"why you always with my sister?"
haha

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

change ur picture..am sick of seeing it!

Almost finished with my mel translator program.

Tell me if this is right.

"I have HPV. My gap smells like dead moose. If you smear peanut butter on your shit, dogs will lick it."

 

[kayvee]

seriously mel...

can you type correctly? i mean, i'm not trying to insult you or anything. its just pretty difficult to read and understand what you are trying to say.

~k.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

She white too.

rofl!

 

[Arson]

Almost finished with my mel translator program.

Tell me if this is right.

"I have HPV. My gap smells like dead moose. If you smear peanut butter on your shit, dogs will lick it."

another one "those arnt warts, there skin tags".

 

[kayvee]

She white too.

rofl!

oh hell nah..LOL

you should marry her. she can be your personal verbal punching bag.

~k.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

"Go to the store for some food you fucking dribble mouthed bitch"

I'd be like marrying Whitney Houston.

"Shab shab hidda dad for real"

"The fuck you sayin!?" FWAP! "Get the fuck out the door!"

"Shibby shiiby hoody ha!"

"Dont get live with me bitch!"

"Nasafrap gabana!"

"Go ahead! I really dont give a shit!"

"Nop nop. Sheeby"

*tears*

And she closes the door behind her.