STUPID THINGS A FEMALE WOULD SAY

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May 26, 2007
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Gas One said:
if you have to ask a girl if it was good...it probably wasnt

thats all imma say about that

now if you leave the bedroom to watch tv and drink a beer and she sits next to you and stares at you for the next 4 minutes, followed with "do you want to try fucking me in the ass before you leave?"

you probably held it down

oh boy, this messages is getting deleted in an hour..ive said a little tooo much
nah, what i am saying is during?? like why even ask when u both feeling each other?? guys need constant justifaction that they satisfy n are the best but if a girl thinks the best of u then fuck foo she will cum out with it n not during or after sex but when u both just chilling...i can say more shit here but nah..
 
May 26, 2007
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Gas One said:
you = nutcase

me = going to sell dope downtown

bye!
no more like-

you = not in the equation..n dont make me laugh.

Me= too fly..having a mocha, on my computer doing business n on my phone n not giving u another thought..

its not just bye, its buuurrrrnnnn...
 
Dec 25, 2003
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There are ways you can tell if your girl is really feelin you. It aint some shit you gotta ask. But really though, I'm not tryin to turn this into a "Redrum education thread".

On topic though.

What about dumb ass texts girls send you?

"I want you" or "Lets fuck..."- coming from a psycho ass ex/bitch you regret ever sticking your dick in.

The funny thing about these is they have the exact opposite effect of their intention. Dumb ass bitch all googly faced thinkin she got you on pull, staring at her phone waiting for a response, while you screwfacin your phone like "oh my god not this dumb ass bitch."

Whats bad is when you so tore off you actually answer that call.

"Are you ignoring me?" - What the fuck do you think?

"We need to talk" - When the bitch is 3 feet away.
 

Gas One

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May 24, 2006
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daluvlymel said:
no more like-

you = not in the equation..n dont make me laugh.

Me= too fly..having a mocha, on my computer doing business n on my phone n not giving u another thought..

its not just bye, its buuurrrrnnnn...
shut your flour skinned ass up. candy-dick sucking airhead.

step your humor up. we dont go back and forth with eachother until you gain +30 points on your IQ.
 
May 26, 2007
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Gas One said:
shut your flour skinned ass up. candy-dick sucking airhead.

step your humor up. we dont go back and forth with eachother until you gain +30 points on your IQ.

who ever said you were on the same level to talk to me!!! Only kids talk like you cuz real men don't..grow a dick, get a education and career other then wheeling n dealing then have a conversation with me..other then that too bad so sad ur mad u freaking mamma's boy!! yea that shit hurts wut i say but its all true cuz i wouldnt eva go for a fool like your ass!! I go out with real men and u dont event come close to making that grade!
 

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daluvlymel said:
who ever said you were on the same level to talk to me!!! Only kids talk like you cuz real men don't..grow a dick, get a education and career other then wheeling n dealing then have a conversation with me..other then that too bad so sad ur mad u freaking mamma's boy!! yea that shit hurts wut i say but its all true cuz i wouldnt eva go for a fool like your ass!! I go out with real men and u dont event come close to making that grade!
who the FUCK told you i wanted to date you?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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i mean lets stop for a moment and even act like i like pale face chicks

it sho wouldnt be you

ole computer-chair ass, novelty genital eating tramp

i dont fuck white bitches whos fingers smell like keyboard

you must be out yo damn mind even insinuating it would be coneivable in the mind or even up for question in my thinking process to want to get any closer to you than a fucking freeway jam.

thinkin you gon' win arguments. bitch ill beat you senseless with a VHS tape of fargo.

edit: id actually break my bong over your head like El Kabong do guitars.
 
Nov 24, 2003
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TLT said:
"why you always drunk (or high)when you'r with me"
LOL. Real shit. I know sometimes I will bring a girl back from the club and its damn near 3-4 AM and shes talking about "lets go to bed" and I give her one look and realize I gotta pound another drink right quick.
 
Nov 24, 2003
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daluvlymel said:
guys need constant justifaction that they satisfy n are the best but if a girl thinks the best of u then fuck foo she will cum out with it n not during or after sex but when u both just chilling...

Yo I need a daluvlymel to english translater lol.

Not all men need justification. I if I am messing with a girl I care about, then I care about doing a good job. Most of the time though, I don't give a fuck about if she likes it or hates it. If I could bust in 10 seconds I would, and then just put my pants back on, throw up the duece, and peace the fuck out.
 
Jun 6, 2006
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"wheres my money at?"
"u dont have to call me a bitch"
"thats not my name"

hahaha lmfao, u ever call a bitch and forget what hoe u called and when they say hello u just be like, "uhhhh,ummm. wassup?" and wait to the point when u can slide in umm sum shit like "i deleted yo number out my phone by accident,how u spell ur name again?"
 
Aug 14, 2003
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enserio said:
If it comes from a girl you know has a little experience, then this line should be recognized as junk as soon as it comes out of her mouth, and here's why...

She shouldn't have to say it to you. Especially in a complete sentence.

You should know where you're at from whats happened between you. Confirmation of where you stand in her batting lineup should be screamed, moaned, and mixed with a few cusswords.

If she tells you the next morning during breakfast, she's lying.
PREACH!