STUPID THINGS A FEMALE WOULD SAY

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

u try to get at the fine girl in the click and tha ugly one jumps into the convo by sayin "u just tryin to fuck" but if u wit ur homeboy(s) the ugly one ready for whateva

 

[Arson]

@Mexcom it really wasnt that serious.. he talks crazy to most of the ladies....

yeah, you cant tell the truth to a group of liars, and expect them to like you.

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

"do u talk to girls while ur online."
or "u bet not be talkin to any bitches on the cpu"
tell me u neva heard that one

 

[LISICKI]

yeah, you cant tell the truth to a group of liars, and expect them to like you.

Real shit

I actually have hella respect for women that are honest about their sexual urges and desires. Just because society says that women are whores if they have sex doesnt mean shit to me.

 

[TLT]

"why you always drunk (or high)when you'r with me"
"(my name)..we need to talk"
"your always hangin with your friends"
"why you always wanna fuck me from the back"
female's always wanna flirt and shit but when it come's to the sex part they getting scared of the dick "not now" "it's to big" "i'm a virgin"
"I'm fat"
"i have a sickness i can't eat" but while they saying that shit they eating some jelly beans.
"My boyfriend hits me"

 

[TAZ ON DAT]

I CAN COUNT ALL THE DUDES I SLEPT WITH ON ONE HAD. (RIGHT)

 

[DankedOut707]

U JUS SAID THAT. LOL

 

[nonfiCKtion]

"i don't have no weed"(but the bitch stay high)
"me and the homegirls are commin over. you got some weed?"

 

[Arson]

"i just don't get along with girls so i have all guy friends....but, they're just like older brothers" (who run trains on her weekly)

"i'm just like a guy" (translation: i fuck a lot of dudes w/o catching feelings)

damn man, do they have some course at the college? like "being a whore 101" where they learn this shit? i hear the creepy older brother comment "your just like my older brother, but you fuck me"

 

[nonfiCKtion]

"don't get me wrong but i'm usually not like this"(bitch please yous a dick feind)

 

[LISICKI]

"Do you care about me?"

lol

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

"You care more about money and weed then you do about me." I just nod my head and laugh while she thinks I'm laughing at the thought, I'm laughing cause its true. If I really said what I was thinking they'd get all bootyhurt...."bitch cause I do care about weed and money more then you, if this nug had a pussy I woulda been married it."

 

[:ab:]

"What are you thinking?"

lol Classic

how about getting asked this right after beating them up

her "what are you thinking about?"

me "about the basketball/football game I'm missing"

 

[Arson]

"your my best friend" translation

when im mad at my bf, your getting some pussy.

 

[daluvlymel]

yeah baby your the best i've ever had!! (lies)

LOL..ha ha ha

 

[Gas One]

why this thread has to be all about sex..ill never know

anywho

heres one my ex-girl sprung on me 2 days ago.

"so, what if i was using reverse psychology?"

W.T. Fuckingham?

 

[daluvlymel]

If it comes from a girl you know has a little experience, then this line should be recognized as junk as soon as it comes out of her mouth, and here's why...

She shouldn't have to say it to you. Especially in a complete sentence.

You should know where you're at from whats happened between you. Confirmation of where you stand in her batting lineup should be screamed, moaned, and mixed with a few cusswords.

If she tells you the next morning during breakfast, she's lying.

Ha Ha Ha..yea but us girls can fake all that shit too...I think a guy shouldnt ask a chik too cuz that's like he aint sure of what he is capable of or something...Exapl: The guy- baby am I your best (while ur getting it on). The girl- uuuhh mmmm..yea (thinking in her head now shut up so i can get off foo)..

 

[Gas One]

if you have to ask a girl if it was good...it probably wasnt

thats all imma say about that

now if you leave the bedroom to watch tv and drink a beer and she sits next to you and stares at you for the next 4 minutes, followed with "do you want to try fucking me in the ass before you leave?"

you probably held it down

oh boy, this messages is getting deleted in an hour..ive said a little tooo much

 

[daluvlymel]

And what's even more funny about this one, is they say with a straight face like they're actually expecting "the truth" after that line.

The fucking idotic nerve!

nah we say it with a straight face so cuz we are already plotting wut the next move is gunna be..yeah we are thinking this plan out. and sometimes we may ask cuz we just want straight outa being with that foo and we know he's gunna say something dumb so were expecting it so we can turn around and say "thanks foo now i can go out with this foo that asked me out that looks like justin timberlake!" dont underestimate, do u honestly think we dont have hot foo's always stepping, cuz these foo's do...a girl can love a guy but it doesnt mean she wont know when to leave his ass for acting dumb or ignoring her, yup..

 

[daluvlymel]

well i dunno what dumb bitches u meet at the club...but dont sit there an generalize all females like that.

~k.

really these guys place every chik n the same catagory..i can dance at a function with my dad n that dont mean shit.. i also can go to a bar n have a chik night out but dont mean i want any foo there..please...