STUPID THINGS A FEMALE WOULD SAY

[nonfiCKtion]

:cheeky: lol, I've heard those several times

yeah bitches be killin me about the weed.

 

[autistic]

"I really just love to dance".

(Translation-I really just love getting dry humped by random guys and letting them buy me drinks before I fuck them in the parking lot.)

 

[LISICKI]

"I really just love to dance".

(Translation-I really just love getting dry humped by random guys and letting them buy me drinks before I fuck them in the parking lot.)

Thats not true i know alot of girls who just really enjoy the excitement of the art of dance

lol

j/k

anygirl that goes out to clubs once a week or ever twice a month is a certified whore, god bless um though

 

[48turffin]

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=7471

 

[autistic]

AMEN!!

yeah autistic...i've heard that one SOO many times and that's exactly what it means

I knew somebody would feel me on that one. How come every single girl I meet says that exact same shit? I could meet a girl later this afternoon and within a week she will say that exact statement to me.

 

[autistic]

And most of these bitches that say that shit can't even dance.

 

[Arson]

And most of these bitches that say that shit can't even dance.

i always notice bitches dancing, but there feet glued to the floor, NEVER moving, they just jump there ass up and down or something repetive.

 

[nonfiCKtion]

"i feel it in my stomach!"
"stop your hurting me!"

 

[imported_jay_jay]

"he's just a friend from high school"

"I dont drink that much"

And most of these bitches that say that shit can't even dance.

I can!! .....................LOL

 

[Arson]

"he's just a friend from high school"

one of my folks, got a gf, who is has all these guys friends he never met, she always like "he lives in la" or some bull shit, lol, I can tell she getting dicked down hard somewhere down the line.

 

[The Visualizer]

"But I didn't get my nut yet"

 

[kayvee]

Thats not true i know alot of girls who just really enjoy the excitement of the art of dance

lol

j/k

anygirl that goes out to clubs once a week or ever twice a month is a certified whore, god bless um though

bullshit. those certified whores arent on the dance floor, but at the fuckin bar.

people who love to dance will be on the dance floor with their girls and throwin elbows at doods who try to grind up on them.

~k.

 

[autistic]

bullshit. those certified whores arent on the dance floor, but at the fuckin bar.

You know you struck a nerve when people are trying to falsify your powerful statement.

 

[imported_jay_jay]

people who love to dance will be on the dance floor with their girls and throwin elbows at doods who try to grind up on them.

~k.

YUP....... the hoes are usually at the bar, sitting on a guys lap... or in the bathroom or parking lot with a guy.....


We need to start a "stupid things guys say" thread

 

[Arson]

"I was molested"

Translation :

I got used to being touched at a young age, so you can probley train me with your 10 boys

 

[Arson]

"i dont suck dick"

translation

"i dont wanna suck your dick, but ive sucked atleast 20 guys dry in the past"

 

[kayvee]

well i dunno what dumb bitches u meet at the club...but dont sit there an generalize all females like that.

~k.

 

[Arson]

"ill never take it in the ass"

translation

"the last guy hurt me bad, i aint going threw that again"

 

[autistic]

"I was date raped".

Translation-I drank way past my limit one night and let 5 guys run a train on me and video-tape it so I claimed rape so people don't see me as the whore I actually am.

 

[kayvee]

YUP....... the hoes are usually at the bar, sitting on a guys lap... or in the bathroom or parking lot with a guy.....


We need to start a "stupid things guys say" thread

just pick a thread. LOL


~k.