STUPID THINGS A FEMALE WOULD SAY

[C.M.P CEO]

"im broke" - im gone

classic*

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

"Tell me before you come in my mouth"

haha i hate when they do that cuz if u dont tell em u know its a sure thing. but if u tell em then sometimes they fuck up the head bobbing pattern and the nut dosent feel as good

 

[enserio]

yeah baby your the best i've ever had!! (lies)

If it comes from a girl you know has a little experience, then this line should be recognized as junk as soon as it comes out of her mouth, and here's why...

She shouldn't have to say it to you. Especially in a complete sentence.

You should know where you're at from whats happened between you. Confirmation of where you stand in her batting lineup should be screamed, moaned, and mixed with a few cusswords.

If she tells you the next morning during breakfast, she's lying.

 

[enserio]

"IF YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH RIGHT NOW I WONT GET MAD, I PROMISE"

And what's even more funny about this one, is they say with a straight face like they're actually expecting "the truth" after that line.

The fucking idotic nerve!

 

[enserio]

"if you don't tell me where you were, i wont lick your balls when I suck your dick!"

wtf?

what do say after this kind of an ultimatum?

 

[HIM]

"Oh, same here....Im not looking for a relationship either"...

couple days later...

"Do you want to be with me or not?"...

 

[Arson]

"Tell me before you come in my mouth"

hella true.

 

[ColdBlooded]

"What are you thinking?"

 

[nonfiCKtion]

"why are you doing this to me"?
"why are you yellin at me"?
"why are you laughin at me"?
"what's so fuckin funny"?
"please don't leave me"
"i miss you so much"
" i was just think about you"
"me and my girls was just talkin about you 5 minutes ago"
"baby can you give me a blunt worth of weed"?

 

[Arson]

"your sick and demented"

 

[Miguel Foreals]

"please dont rape me"

 

[imported_jay_jay]

"uhh....wrong hole!"

LMAO!!!!!

 

[Arson]

"uhh....wrong hole!"

when i lost my virginity, I was trying to beat it doggy, and i heard that.

 

[autistic]

"Ive only had 3 sex partners".
(Add 35 to whatever number she tells you)

 

[Strong]

"What does this mean?"

U may get this after once or twice having sex.
I always say "it dont mean a damn thing!"
She still going to give it up because she likes U.

 

[[-KoRp$-]559]

"Why are you doing this to me"? --- doing what bitch get yo ass up off the floor you aint 9 no more.

 

[Defy]

"why are you laughin at me"?
"what's so fuckin funny"?
"baby can you give me a blunt worth of weed"?

:cheeky: lol, I've heard those several times

 

[autistic]

"I have a lot of guy friends because I get along with guys better than girls".

(Translation-I have so many sex partners I can't keep track and I don't have any friends that are girls because I fucked all of their boyfriends.)

"Im waiting until marriage to lose my virginity".

(Translation-I suck a mean dick.)

 

[Miguel Foreals]

"Ive only had 3 sex partners".
(Add 35 to whatever number she tells you)

"I have a lot of guy friends because I get along with guys better than girls".

(Translation-I have so many sex partners I can't keep track and I don't have any friends that are girls because I fucked all of their boyfriends.)

"Im waiting until marriage to lose my virginity".

(Translation-I suck a mean dick.)

lol did somebody get cheated on by a undercover ho?

 

[autistic]

lol did somebody get cheated on by a undercover ho?

Nah never that Im just hip to the code language these hoes speak in.