Strangest Things You Do While Taking a Dump or a Leak

[FourOneFog]

usaully before i take a piss...i wash my hands...i dont want my pipe-aroni
to get germs

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

this ain't about me doing something strange but someone else

back in 5th grade my friends be always tellin bout a kid that comes in watches you take a dump. while i'm worried now cuz i don't want my friends to call me a fag because another dude saw me taking a shit. now i've holdin my shit all year long and the day i go is the day the lil trouble maniac comes walking to end of the shitters and watches me take a shit. idk wtf but they didn't have the stall doors at the school neither. just makes me think what that dude is doing today?

oh yeah i told him to leave and the fools little smirk will trouble me forever.

it was bigbosstalk

 

[J.COLOMBO]

this ain't about me doing something strange but someone else

back in 5th grade my friends be always tellin bout a kid that comes in watches you take a dump. while i'm worried now cuz i don't want my friends to call me a fag because another dude saw me taking a shit. now i've holdin my shit all year long and the day i go is the day the lil trouble maniac comes walking to end of the shitters and watches me take a shit. idk wtf but they didn't have the stall doors at the school neither. just makes me think what that dude is doing today?

oh yeah i told him to leave and the fools little smirk will trouble me forever.

you are gay now.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

sometimes ill clean my ears, or cut my nails, every now and again ill comb my hair, basic upkeep i guess

 

[tha dookie]

i jack off

 

[ValleyPainProduct]

argue wit J Colombo on siccness via my laptop while takin a shit......

 

[yoinkIZback31]

i conduct conference calls

lmao!

 

[Godfather]

some ppl might think this is weird but...for the past few years..well lets say 6 or 7 years..i strip naked b4 i take a shit..i have 2 be naked..socks are ok i guess

 

[tha dookie]

^fuckin gay

 

[tha dookie]

i have a potna that does that i aint believe it till his brother kicked the door in and that nigga was shittin asshole naked hahahahhaha

 

[5ive1en]

some ppl might think this is weird but...for the past few years..well lets say 6 or 7 years..i strip naked b4 i take a shit..i have 2 be naked..socks are ok i guess

Yea, I kind of think thats weird. But who cares, whatever floats ur boat. Or in this case, sinks your ship.

 

[mamaCITAZ65o]

sometimes a blow dry my hair...
most of the time i'm on the phone or reading tabloids

 

[Danger Manye]

you are gay now.

ha foo, lil ass boi colombo can get a swirley wit a brick in the toliet. i'll have my lil sister hold you up.

 

[Sr. Chingon]

Godfather i feel wut u sayin i do that shyt to
even though its neva happend i feel like my shit is gonna slip in the toilet and get wet, so i say fuuuuck it
i also play Madden

 

[Pig-Homo]

PLAY MY GAMEBOY ON THE TOILET.

 

[Nuttkase]

Drink a 40.

 

[tha dookie]

i make love

 

[ValleyPainProduct]

maybe its a sign of autism if you watch your shit go down the drain lol....

 

[filthyclean44]

I draw ......

 

[satchel]

listen to music lol