fuck it, since you said it, i'll post up what i put on my myspace blog
now this isn't directed towards anyone on here... but then again, it might... :classic:
teenage bay area rap fans are unabashed dick riding squares
yeah i said it... you weenies are something else
coming around here acting like your shit doesn't stink... constantly affirming your undying loyalty to the brotherhood of homosexuality by whining out frivolities such as this:
teenager no.1: the south be biting our shit... just the other day i seen paul wall say "what it do" on BET!
me: uhh... "what it do" is a TEXAS phrase... it did NOT come from the bay area... humble yourself
teenager no.2: SO WHAT NIGGA, IT SOUNDS BETTER COMING OUT OF OUR MOUTH YADADAIMEAN
me: you dumb ass muthafucka.
and we're supposed to be respected by other regions because of this? mac dre is literally rolling around in his grave as we speak... i know he's reading these message forums while sitting in the big internet cafe in the sky shedding tears as he sees the respect he helped the bay area build over the past 9 years prior to his passing go up in smoke little by little... and you can use that "who cares what other people think about bay area rap, this is music by us, for us you punk rock beeeeezeeeeee" rhetoric until the cows come home, but i don't think the hungry bay area artists that want to become internationally known rap superstars share the same views as you.
and to make things worse, you shamelessly throw in these dumb ass little quirks in your posts like "yadadaimean" and "thizzzzzzz" and at the same time expect the bay to receive any respect... case in point:
"Jazzy Fay think he E-40 then this??come on now why they still hattin on the Bay maine....... FUCK....... Niggas out here gotta eat too, but I see yall rather have us starve......... Man FUCK dat, them niggas is some hattaz fo dat and they know it. I know da iz kinda slow and they belong on the YELLOW RETARTED BUS while my nigg MISTA F.A.B. drivin it, but THEY CAINT RIDE IT THOUGH. Cause we GO DUMB, GET STUPID, GET HYPHY, WE RETARDED, we belong in Special Ed out here maine, and we dont get Crunk. L.A might but dats shyt is BOO BOO."
what in the ungodly fuck? if my son turns out to be as little as 1/57 of the herb some that you cats in here are, i would nail gun him to a wall and lambast the living christmas lights out of him with the nearest length of copper pipe.
now i've been listening to bay area rap since the days of too short, mc hammer, digital underground, and even oaktowns 357... count that... that's 15 years... and i've never encountered such a whiny group of pre-pubescent bay rap fans in my life.... and to sum up everything i have said into a neat little package, if you find yourself bitching about who stole something that your punk ass didn't come up with in the first place... then i VERY STRONGLY urge you to get a life. there are much BIGGER problems in this world than to worry about who stole what from the bay.
and if you happen to be a poster on the BART forum... i WILL close down any thread that i deem is unbearably homosexual... such as what's covered in the written piece above.
now all of you sign off of myspace for 60 minutes. i have assigned each and every one of you to a corner where you shall stand for the duration of that 60 minute period with one leg up and holding out a copy of the new king james bible in one hand while holding out a copy of an NIV bible in the other, and you will think deeply about what you have done.