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timebomb

Sicc OG
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Feb 11, 2006
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#28
Gas One said:
id bust a hunid rack nut on her neck

one of the most gangsta nigga i ever known frequented plenty of fish. it was dunny as fuck to me. he ould pull any bitch he wanted out of straight intimidation but he was sittin on the damn internet tryna find bitches on plenty of fish. my ex landlord who was 72 with no job was on plenty of fish with a 20 year old picture of herself.

them niggas have problems.

back in the day i used to get some pussy off craigslist tho.i mixed bag. once i met this chick with a FAT ass. i mean so fat you wouldnt know what to do with it unless you had a anaconda. but even with my 9 inch thriller, her hot dog in hallway ass had me askin 'is it in yet?" after i didnt bust, cuz it was like pussting by dick in a god damn mason jar, i acted like i did. she turned the condom inside out and put it in her mouth. i laughed. offered her a drink from my belvy she drank 3/4ths of it in 12 seconds. and then said 'you wanna go again" i was like nah i gotta bounce.

10 minutes later she posted another ad saying the same thing. now asking for 13 inch dicks.

lmao.

worst CL one night fuck ever.
except for the bitch who sweated all over me and had breath so bad her blow job had my dick smellin like straight rotten food for a whole night. i almost gagged taking my pants off.

that was the end of my CL fucks. well not really but thats all ima tell yall about. had some cool ones had some real bad ones. blind cl dates are the worst. especially them hoes that dont wanna send a pic and go "YOU SEND FIRST" bitch shut up you wanna fuck or not i aint worried about myself being ugly im good, lets see your scary ass and stop playing 'you first' games were adults. dumb hoes.

remember i fucked this white chick right. she wa sso bad self esteem shed only fuck on her back cuz she didnt want her huge stomach to be shown. wouldnt take clothes off just pulled pants down. strapped up went to town. ho was like 'IM NEVER FUCKING A WHITE GUY AGAIN I ONLY WANT BLACK GUYS FROM NO ON FOREVER OH MY GOD" she had the wackest pussy. i faked busting again cuz she had such a wack pussy. took the condom off she got skeptical gabbed the condom and kept it in a trinket box. i waited till she looked away, grabbed it flushed it down the toilet.

bonus: i met a chick on cl once who came for me and ended up sucking off every 9 guy in my house. one by one. for a few shots of henny and a blunt. she threw up and we kicked her out the house. she was like 30 miles form any sort of taxi or bus we were in the boonies in the rich parts of north county. and one of the weirdo niggas fucked her from the back as she attempted to clean up her own yack. pushed her face in her yack.

we almost had the dog fuck her. so close. but the dog didnt want it.

CL is catfish central. only met one chick worthy on there. her man had a problem with his dick where he couldnt get it up at all so she was able to fuck randodm guys. she was a beautiful japanese girl. sucked dick like a pro, blew it down in the back of her SUV. then next day she sent an email and wrote a entire fucking story about the meeting, i mean 3 pages. shit was odd. wanted to meet again. i said no. too weird. but that mouth was somethin else boy.

this was all when i was a young teen. single.
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Hahaha ma nigga thats a dope post...str8 comedy cos I can relate to some of it haha Hittin Pussu that either bores you so you fake buss hajaha I know that one to haha but that bitch you hit was on some next shit hahaha
 
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Hood Rat Matt

Hood Rat Matt

aka Goodfella (since '02)
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#32
S.SAVAGE said:


She should have made porn instead of living that thug life.

I was a tattoo artist for years & I KNOW you aint making that kinda dough off inking alone

Fine ass ratchet ass chick lol

Here is the story of how Hu$$baby fucked her life off & went down the drain.
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HOLLISTER, Calif. -

Three people have been arrested after a home invasion-robbery in San Benito County just after midnight Monday.
More from Central Coast News

San Benito County Sheriff’s Deputies and Hollister Police officers were dispatched to the county line, at a house in the area of Bridge Rd and Jacaranda Circle for reports of a robbery.

The victim was home alone when two suspects entered with a handgun and brandished it. The second suspect bound the victim and then began searching the house while keeping a gun pointed at the victim.

The suspects fled with personal property of the victim. The victim was able to break free and began pursuing the suspect vehicle, communicating with emergency dispatchers using an On-Star system.

A San Benito County Sheriff’s Deputy located the suspect vehicle in the area of Highways 156 and 25, and a vehicle chase ensued.

The car stopped just south of Bolsa Road and the three occupants -- David Hinnen, Monique Valle and Stephanie Smith -- were taken into custody. Officers also recovered a loaded, stolen handgun from the car.

Deputies say the victim was targeted and the attack was not random. All three suspects are 22 years old and are from outside the area. Smith is from Milpitas; Hinnen from Sacramento and Valle from San Jose.

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Was going to make a thread but u were the one who I learned it from so I figured I'd leave it up to u

Comedy tho...bitch gets an extreme amt of attention on IG
 
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