lol. your life HAS to suck
1. you're white and think you're mexican
2. you're white and think you're a mexican who thinks he's black
3. you live in pleasonton
4. you claim to be some crack baby from oakland and rep it until you die
5. you married some ugly trailer park ass bitch
6. the trailer park ass bitch gave birth to vinn jr with downs
7. she left you for some home depot day laborer
8. you live in a trailer park
You got it for the most part.
1: I am half mexican I just look full blooded cracker.
2: My mother was a Heroin addic not crack addic.
3: Grew up in Oakland, Alameda and Fairfield.
4: Me and my BM are good friends now, her family is a little country tho'...lol
5: All my kids are very smart and none have down syndrome.
6: Me and the X split up because I use to cheat on her.
7: The BM married her first boyfriend she ever had. He's in construction, he treats my kids good so he's cool with me.
8: I'm about to get a 4/bdrm house in Vacaville. I live in Moraga in a spot 10 x's more expensive then you live in....lol
PS: Some of those houses in the trailor parks are nice, I wouldn't mind owning one.