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[Tragedy]

he he he he while we're on money how many of you find it funny when the store teller makes a mistake and gives you more money in change. i learned this shit from my dad as a kid we'd walk in the store and we'd pay for our shit and my dad walks out and laughs to himself then shows me the money in the car.

since he always did it i'd do it too. last time i got away with maybe 10or 15 in change. the trick was i bought a bunch of cdr's when i needed dvd'rs showed them the reciept and it said software and cd'rs i think they mistook cd cases for the software. i didn't say shit. this could be some tweaker shit you can try for yourself.

it helps too when the teller is busy. i actually caught the manager. just give me the money and walk out cool hahaha!

 

[Gas One]

i used to do this. everyone else might not know wht youretalking about but i do. you gotta interupt the cashier and talk about some shit. i used to be a teller so i knew the trick before i did it. theres another way of getting cashiers thats like a fuckup of math.like you ask them for change and tell them they aint get it right and show it back to them. i used to kill people. but i really dont feel good talkin about it too much lol

 

[L.D.S.]

Short change artists have their spot in hell.

 

[leftcoast415]

when i'm cashier and people talk to me too much....it fucks me up. I'll forget if I gave the change back or not. Sometimes I'll have a customer standing there and i'm just looking at them like wtf are u still doing here...then they're like "can i get my change??????"

 

[MKB]

I always did the opposite when I was a cashier it would be hella busy and I would accidentally drop a 10 in the 20 spot or a 5 in the tens and end up short changing people later but since everything was really hectic they wouldn't notice because im just trying to get them the hell away from my register and at the end of the night my register would be over by an exact amount like $20.

 

[Gas One]

when i'm cashier and people talk to me too much....it fucks me up. I'll forget if I gave the change back or not. Sometimes I'll have a customer standing there and i'm just looking at them like wtf are u still doing here...then they're like "can i get my change??????"

where u work my brotha

i love fucking people up with 20 dollars change , its so easy but i do it when im drunk mostly because i have the balls to take money i already got and ask for more

i just walk out the shit with like 16 extra bucks or somethin like lol yall are fuckin idiots


lmao ive shared this before but i used to jack the cashiers at my job...like i was in charge of counting their tills after they counted it...id just jack the people i didnt like for 20-40 dollars and have them sit there in disbelief like how the fuck can i be 40 dollars under? i be like count it again yo, girl you know its true

i did this underneath 3 cameras too hahaha


one time ive had a cashier run after me and say she messed up i was like forreal? u sure? are u sure?

 

[Dana Dane]

I have perfected the art of stealing 30 packs from Safeway.

 

[Gas One]

yeah, i mastered stealing steaks out of safeway, lol.....some shit i used to do when i had no money. looking back on it, that was kinda ghetto....but what wasnt ghetto was cooking 80 dollars worth of free steaks and spending the little cash on beer...

i take no pride in being a thief back in the day...i look back on it and im actually ashamed. i didnt really learn my lesson when i got caught as a kid.

 

[BayBoy92510]

 

[Dana Dane]

With me, it started out as a mistake. When I realized it happened, I kinda felt bad. The second time it happened, I tried to do the same thing I did the first time, and it worked again. To me, if the cashier is too stupid to move things around in your basket and make sure she has rung everything up, then its on her. Now, pretty much every time we go to safeway, which is not often cuz I typically shop at Raleys, we get a free 30 pack.

 

[Gas One]

they aint got the uhhh detectors? or you rip off the barcode?

i wish home depot let u return still without refunds...that was like a part time job it was so great.

 

[Dana Dane]

Nah its even simpler than that. I can strategically place a 30 pack in the cart so that it does not even look like there is anything else in the cart.

 

[Dr.Pillpopper]

Before I had a JOB I'd do shit like that but my thing was when I would be broke to go into the store when it was hella busy and by something with a $10 or a $20 then wait until she(only really works with girls or dumb guys) started on the next constumer then I'd say "hey I gave you a $20/$50" they'ed usually just cough up the money to get the line moving so basically I'd get my shit for free plus they paid me.....lol

But I work now so no need to do that type of bullshit.

 

[Gas One]

lol

you got stupid cashiers then..or they just dont give a fuck

i used to let people steal in virgin megastore but i told them they had 2 minutes to get in and out, none of all that sittin aroudn lookin like u aint doin somethin and slowly puttin it in your pocket shit..fuckin break the case steal the shit and bounce that moment

 

[Dana Dane]

I had a friend who was a checker at Luckys, and she would let us fill up a cart, and then scan like every 3rd or 4th item. Also, she would tell us to put our meat in the plastic bags, and act like the bag was prohibiting them from scanning and just ring in a number. We would get $15 steaks for $2.50 and shit.......leave out of Lucky\'s with a cart full of groceries for like $40. Ahhh, the good old days.

 

[Gas One]

PS: to anyone who ever wants to steal anything in virgin megastore, take your purchase to the bathroom, break it open, take the goods, throw the trash in the trash (if its small enough, flush it), get on the elevator, go to the first floor, walk out door

 

[Dr.Pillpopper]

This guy's ceastering CD's so he dont gotta pay for new music....... most people download.

 

[Gas One]

who the fuck was talking about cds, idiot
i'm talking about electronics and computer hardware

 

[MEXCOM]

An activity both gas one and dana dane promote? Classy...what's next sucking black dick...oh wait....they already do that!

 

[Dana Dane]

LMFAO!

I sure do love you MexiCom!

and yeah, seeing as how my hubby is the biggest, blackest motherfucker I know, I guess I do indeed suck black dick.

Changed my user title just for you!