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savage

savage

OG
#21
Feb 14, 2004
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#21
rose town ryda said:
I PLAY AT RIVER ROCK...

IM STILL TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH MONEY I GOTTA GIVE THESE INDIANS BEFORE THEY HOOK UP SOME FREE LUNCH CUPONS N THE MAIL MANE
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lmao If you wana know the secret to getting comp'd, you just gota get recognized at the casino. Play there lots, and bet lots, them floor attendents(not ALL of them are "INDIANS", some are white, black or any race) will let their super know.

You wana know another secret? When I was working security, we had to "cut off" the patrons that had a lil too much to drink, and when we did that, we offered them a comp, so I say, get drunk enough to where you get cut off and they'll offer you a comp LOL Sometimes if you're drunk enough, they'll offer you a motel room, at least at the casino I work at anyway.
 
mrtonguetwista

mrtonguetwista

$$ Deep Pockets $$
#22
Feb 6, 2003
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#22
Nuttkase said:
I just got back from the casino here at the ocean and I won $1200 on penny slots. Plus I'm drunk as fuck too on my homie's iPhone cause he got so drunk we got asked nicely to leave the casino after I won lol. This fool is passed out on the deck right now on chair hahaha. Good start to the trip I have to say.

Yeah, I know... Cool story bro!
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Hmmm, nice paragraph structure, proper punctuation marks, no run on sentences...

Motherfucker you're not drunk

Fuck outta here


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NAMO

NAMO

Sicc OG
#26
Apr 11, 2009
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3,257
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#26
good win

but fuck gambling, the house is always designed to win more than it loses.

that being said, I have had some luck just walking by and popping a dollar and winning $900
 
D'struction

D'struction

Sicc OG
#29
Apr 14, 2003
6,415
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#29
savage said:
lmao If you wana know the secret to getting comp'd, you just gota get recognized at the casino. Play there lots, and bet lots, them floor attendents(not ALL of them are "INDIANS", some are white, black or any race) will let their super know.

You wana know another secret? When I was working security, we had to "cut off" the patrons that had a lil too much to drink, and when we did that, we offered them a comp, so I say, get drunk enough to where you get cut off and they'll offer you a comp LOL Sometimes if you're drunk enough, they'll offer you a motel room, at least at the casino I work at anyway.
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you work at Northern Quest fucker??! lol
 
DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

Sicc OG
#31
Jun 5, 2004
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#31
D-Rose said:
Lol.

Do they still have that car giveaway there? I remember they had a drawing for 5 luxury cars a few years back. That shit seemed too good to be true though. I wonder if anyone actually won them shits.

I usually play at Cache Creek but that place is hella far.
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IDK ABOUT A 5 CAR GIVEAWAY, THEY HAVE A RAFFEL WHERE U SPIN A WHEEL TO WIN 1,000-10,000 EVERY WEEK I THINK. 5 LUXURY CARS SEEMS LIKE WAY TOO MUCH IDK IF THAT WAS TRUE LOL
 
DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

Sicc OG
#32
Jun 5, 2004
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22,474
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#32
savage said:
lmao If you wana know the secret to getting comp'd, you just gota get recognized at the casino. Play there lots, and bet lots, them floor attendents(not ALL of them are "INDIANS", some are white, black or any race) will let their super know.

You wana know another secret? When I was working security, we had to "cut off" the patrons that had a lil too much to drink, and when we did that, we offered them a comp, so I say, get drunk enough to where you get cut off and they'll offer you a comp LOL Sometimes if you're drunk enough, they'll offer you a motel room, at least at the casino I work at anyway.
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SOUNDS LIKE IT MAY WORK FOR WPS... IF I GOT TOO DRUNK THEY WOULD PROBABLY JUST THROW A TOMAHAWK AT ME AND KICK ME OUT. PLUS IDONT DRINK ANYMORE LOL.
 
Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
#34
Jun 5, 2002
38,763
159,578
113
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at the welfare mall
#34
mrtonguetwista said:
Hmmm, nice paragraph structure, proper punctuation marks, no run on sentences...

Motherfucker you're not drunk

Fuck outta here


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lol. 3/4 of my posts on here after 11pm I'm drunk. Don't hate because I don't make posts of gibberish like Chree. I gave them back $200 tonight plus the $150 I was down before the slots that's still a nice piece of change. About to go hit this bar up the street hope we don't get killed by some rednecks lol.
 
STICK-N-MOVE

STICK-N-MOVE

Sicc OG
#37
Feb 28, 2006
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#37
damn how do you come up $1200 on PENNY slots? this sound kindve dumb, but is there a secret way of playing slots? i never really played them and when i did, i really didnt know what the hell i was doing and just bet whatever.
 
Kix209

Kix209

Sicc OG
#38
Jun 28, 2002
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18
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#38
yup, if you dont make the right bet on them machines, they wont cash you if do hit n match some shit up.. read the above the slot to know what, what pays out..
 
DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

Sicc OG
#39
Jun 5, 2004
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#39
STICK-N-MOVE said:
damn how do you come up $1200 on PENNY slots? this sound kindve dumb, but is there a secret way of playing slots? i never really played them and when i did, i really didnt know what the hell i was doing and just bet whatever.
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THERE'S ALL KINDS OF DIFFERENT BETS U CAN DO... JUST GOTTA READ THE PAYS HELP EVERY GAME IS DIFFERENT. I USUALLY DO ALL LINES TIMES AT LEAST 2. IF U WIN SOMETHIN BIG BUT U ONLY BET TIMES ONE UR GONNA FEEL DUMB. CUZ U COULDA WON WHAT U GOT TIMES LIKE 2 OR 3.

BUT A JACKPOT IS USUALLY DIFFERENT, U WIN THE SAME NO MATTER HOW MUCH U BET. I WON $2100 ON A .35 CENT BET TODAY...
 
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