I just had to share this story with ya'll.
A buddy of mine has a party for his roommate's birthday last night. His roommate's girl works at Hooters, so there are two Hooters worth of Hooter's girls there.
It was funny as fuck, there were people of all types at this party. There was the ghetto mafuckas, the preppy spikey hair fuckers, and the pierced weirdos. There was even a 45 year old weird guy that was drunk off yager within 20 mins of bein there. They were tryin to teach him to C-Walk in the small amount of time he was sober enough to move. They went to take a picture of em drinking. This big brotha put him arm around him for the picture and old dude puts his mouth on the yager bottle and all hell broke loose. Dude goes "I know you just didnt put your mouth on that AWWWWW DAAAAAMN" I thought they were gonna kill him hahahaha. I mean this dude had cowboy boots on with SPURS. We just made fun of him for awhile. Someone said he was walkin on spinners. Someone else said that he was Tim Duncan's daddy. When he was layin on the floor about to pass out someone said that he was about to kill some motherfuckers in the dream world and did his best Freddy Kruger impersonation.
So the old drunk guy leaves and we chill for awhile and make fun of random people while we waited for the stripper to show up. There was a dude in a tight ass bomber jacket, you know he got some jokes thrown at him. There was this brotha that looked a lil like Beetlejucice from Howard Stern.
We ask my buddy about the stripper and he says shes Italian 5'10'' 115 with 36C's Sounds tight eh? He said the company guaranteed that he would be satisfied. Well....she shows up and shes fuckin busted and he pays her anyway which I wouldnt have done. She was a light skinned black chick about 5'10'' and 140. The tits were EASILY an A cup, maybe a small B and they looked like pancakes made out of 2 week old pancake batter. This bitch was EASILY the worst lookin chick in the house and there was about 10-15 girls there. I mean it wasn't even close. HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A HOUSE FULL OF HOOTERS GIRLS AND GET AN UGLY ASS STRIPPER?
The stripper dances for the birthday boy for about 20 mins and something pissed her off so she just bounces. I never found out if he said somethin to her or what. Everyone was just laughin and jokin on her anyway. I guess she could hear some shit we were sayin and said fuck it and bounced. While she was dancin people were takin pictures and video with their phones and she got PISSED AS FUCK. This bitch got paid like $180 for an hour and no one could take pictures??? She was actin a little bitchy....I mean if i was an ugly stripper in a room full of non-ugly people I would have been a little more considerate. One dude said that she looked like Sha-nay-nay from the show Martin.
Well that was my New Years night.
A buddy of mine has a party for his roommate's birthday last night. His roommate's girl works at Hooters, so there are two Hooters worth of Hooter's girls there.
It was funny as fuck, there were people of all types at this party. There was the ghetto mafuckas, the preppy spikey hair fuckers, and the pierced weirdos. There was even a 45 year old weird guy that was drunk off yager within 20 mins of bein there. They were tryin to teach him to C-Walk in the small amount of time he was sober enough to move. They went to take a picture of em drinking. This big brotha put him arm around him for the picture and old dude puts his mouth on the yager bottle and all hell broke loose. Dude goes "I know you just didnt put your mouth on that AWWWWW DAAAAAMN" I thought they were gonna kill him hahahaha. I mean this dude had cowboy boots on with SPURS. We just made fun of him for awhile. Someone said he was walkin on spinners. Someone else said that he was Tim Duncan's daddy. When he was layin on the floor about to pass out someone said that he was about to kill some motherfuckers in the dream world and did his best Freddy Kruger impersonation.
So the old drunk guy leaves and we chill for awhile and make fun of random people while we waited for the stripper to show up. There was a dude in a tight ass bomber jacket, you know he got some jokes thrown at him. There was this brotha that looked a lil like Beetlejucice from Howard Stern.
We ask my buddy about the stripper and he says shes Italian 5'10'' 115 with 36C's Sounds tight eh? He said the company guaranteed that he would be satisfied. Well....she shows up and shes fuckin busted and he pays her anyway which I wouldnt have done. She was a light skinned black chick about 5'10'' and 140. The tits were EASILY an A cup, maybe a small B and they looked like pancakes made out of 2 week old pancake batter. This bitch was EASILY the worst lookin chick in the house and there was about 10-15 girls there. I mean it wasn't even close. HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A HOUSE FULL OF HOOTERS GIRLS AND GET AN UGLY ASS STRIPPER?
The stripper dances for the birthday boy for about 20 mins and something pissed her off so she just bounces. I never found out if he said somethin to her or what. Everyone was just laughin and jokin on her anyway. I guess she could hear some shit we were sayin and said fuck it and bounced. While she was dancin people were takin pictures and video with their phones and she got PISSED AS FUCK. This bitch got paid like $180 for an hour and no one could take pictures??? She was actin a little bitchy....I mean if i was an ugly stripper in a room full of non-ugly people I would have been a little more considerate. One dude said that she looked like Sha-nay-nay from the show Martin.
Well that was my New Years night.
