so i smoked with a double murderer last night...

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Dec 19, 2005
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haha i felt the need to share this story...

so yesterday was my birthday and me and my friend had some trees. we went to this park in hercules and we're sitting in the car rolling the blunt. this guy is standing outside on the phone and after a couple minutes, he comes up to my car and asks if i know where the burger king on willow is. i told him yeah its right down the street. at this point, he sees my friend rolling the blunt and asks if we would let him smoke with us. we didn't have a problem with it and he seemed like a coo guy so he hops in the backseat of my car.

at this point i proceed to turn on some NWA and he tells us that he hadn't heard that song since before he got locked up. so we ask him what he was in jail for and when he got locked up and he says double murder in 1989. we ask him why he killed them and he goes on to tell us a story about how these 2 people raped his sister. he said he searched all around for them for weeks after the shit happened and when he finally found them at a basketball court, he just emptied his clip into them and sat there and lit up a blunt waiting for the cops to come to take him to jail...

so my friend is still rolling the blunt and he starts telling us his jail stories about how they used to get high smoking dried orange peels and get drunk off some shit from bread and grape juice. he said the orange peels used to get them pretty high, but he wanted to smoke some real weed since it had been 18 years or something. he said he heard about some shit called grapes and he wanted to try that. we told him we had grapes and he got hella excited.

my friend gets done rolling the blunt and we go outside and smoke it and he keeps tellin us stories about jail and how cold it is in colorado where he was locked up and how many fine bitches there are in california and a bunch of other shit...we got done smokin and then he asked if i would drop him off at that burger king. i told him yeah and we dropped him off and that was that...

haha kinda anti-climatic but i jus found it weird and funny that i randomly smoked with a double murderer on my 18th birthday...ill never forget that shit
 
Feb 5, 2006
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I SMOKE WITH KILLAS ON THE DAILY. LOL



AND HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY AND FUCK THE LAKERS FOR PULLIN PAU GASOL. SHIT STILL PISSES ME OFF THEY TURNED DOWN BEN GORDON, NOCIONI, TYRUS THOMAS, AND A PICK BUT THEN TAKE WEAK ASS KWAME BROWN AND CRINTINTON
 
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so - bottom line, u & ur homie dropped him off at burgerking, cuz u know if u said "FUCK NO, WALK YOUR BROKE ASS TO BK", he'd be going back for another double murder.
haha hell yeah. after all that we were wondering what woulda happened if we woulda told him he couldnt smoke with us...before we knew he was a murderer.
 
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I JUST NOW READ THE STORY. LOL I'LL BE DAMNED IF I LET SOME STRANGER JUST HOP IN MY CAR AND HIT MY WEED. U FOOLISH. LOL SMOKIN A BLUNT WITH A SNITCH. HOW THE FUCK HE OUT IF HE MERKED 2 FOLKS?
 
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He was prolly locked up in colorado springs...the super max prison, my cousin just got out from there he talks about some wild shit that goes down in that prison
 

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I'm not opposed to smoking with strangers if I'm hella out at a concert or club or someshit like that, but to have someone come up and knock on my window as I'm about to spark AND I don't know them AND they have or look like they could have a penis, that's a definite no no


lol @ your birthday present was not being murdered
 

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he was probably one of those cons with a conscience


you know the type, not that they be acting hella good, but they be allowing you to dictate your fate.


he was probably like "I'mma jack these foos in the car....but let me give them a chance to see if they're nice.....I'll ask them for directions and if they don't tell me then I'mma rob em...........oh, they got weed? well if they don't let me hit the blunt then I'll shoot them.......oh, they lettin me hit it.....coo.....well if they don't take me to burger king then they finna be some dead muthafuckas! hey, well whatdayaknow, we're here at bk"
 
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he was probably one of those cons with a conscience


you know the type, not that they be acting hella good, but they be allowing you to dictate your fate.


he was probably like "I'mma jack these foos in the car....but let me give them a chance to see if they're nice.....I'll ask them for directions and if they don't tell me then I'mma rob em...........oh, they got weed? well if they don't let me hit the blunt then I'll shoot them.......oh, they lettin me hit it.....coo.....well if they don't take me to burger king then they finna be some dead muthafuckas! hey, well whatdayaknow, we're here at bk"


HAHA DUDE PROBABLY LAUGHED HIS ASS OFF AFTER THAT. ALL ON A BITCH