So I got cut by a random homeless guy tonight...

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InfamousICON

InfamousICON

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Damn it's that strong? I might have to hit the red-light and go crazy for the next 3 days then, spread my German bum aids to a bunch of German hookers. If i'm going out, i'm taking some people with me god dammit.
 
dali

dali

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Good look finding a German hooker, most of the prostitutes here are from Eastern Europe, or Africa. No idea how much money you make, but real German Master race Über Mensch hookers are most likely out of your price range, breh.
 
dali

dali

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Also if the Hells Angels (who run most of the red light districts here) learn about your shady-bum-aids-spreading-schemes, they gonna hunt down your family in the states. Just a heads up.
 
timebomb

timebomb

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Feb 11, 2006
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Nah mayne u aint got aids but u prolly got hep c or b or sum type of shit....on a side note u should have kicked the hobo to death
 
dali

dali

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^^You gotta go to street hookers for bareback action. Brothels NEVER allow that shit here, you even MUST take a shower before you can get to work. Your best bet is to comb the border areas close to Poland or the Czech Republic and find yourself some young hoe with low standards.
 
dali

dali

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Pimphand is talking about his investments on this street, Dude with the moustache comes along, saying something unintelligible (like Hey dude (alter?)), Pimphand is like YOU GOT A PROBLEM? KEEP IT MOVING... Moustache man doesn't move, SLAP!! Pimphand is like YOU GOT ANOTHER PROBLEM?? MOustache man is like nahhh...Pimphand is like BETTER FOR YOU, then he says to the camera man "I don't have the nerve talking to these assholes here".
Lulz
 
M BUTCHER 206

M BUTCHER 206

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dali said:
Pimphand is talking about his investments on this street, Dude with the moustache comes along, saying something unintelligible (like Hey dude (alter?)), Pimphand is like YOU GOT A PROBLEM? KEEP IT MOVING... Moustache man doesn't move, SLAP!! Pimphand is like YOU GOT ANOTHER PROBLEM?? MOustache man is like nahhh...Pimphand is like BETTER FOR YOU, then he says to the camera man "I don't have the nerve talking to these assholes here".
Lulz
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lol that dude is a true alpha dog
 
iaoish

iaoish

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lol, yeah Germans go hard man

I don't think he has a gun on him. I don't think he needs one.
Dude probably punch the bullet so it will return to you when you try to shoot him.
 
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