So I got cut by a random homeless guy tonight...

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Jan 29, 2005
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Me and my boys were drinking early as hell tonight and decided to get a bite to eat at a doner stand (if your ever in Germany a Doner is the truth!!) and this random homeless crack head runs up and cuts my arm out of nowhere with a knife and turns around and walks away like nothing happens. I ain't ever been so fucking confused in my life at what the fuck just happened. Anyway me and one of my boys chase him behind this doner stand and he was acting like nothing happened, so I punched him in the nose and I swear his fucking nose exploded and he took off running like a jack rabbit. Anyways i'm sitting here drunk as hell right now still confused about what the fuck just happened and praying to god I didn't just catch HIV.

Cool story breh

and fuck homeless crack heads.
 

Mike Manson

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This dude I knew once walked through the main train station in Hamburg his hands full with shopping bags and he felt a little pinch in his back, but didn't really think anything about it. Found out later a junkie stuck a used needle in his back and he got aids...fucked up.
 

damng

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wow...r.i.p. foreal. you better check if you got the aids my dude. you better stay faded or high too, or youll end up jumpin out the window findin that life altering type of shit out.
 
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This dude I knew once walked through the main train station in Hamburg his hands full with shopping bags and he felt a little pinch in his back, but didn't really think anything about it. Found out later a junkie stuck a used needle in his back and he got aids...fucked up.

that story dont make any kind of sense.
 
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It'll be about 6 months until you find out
in the mean time you better get some sand on that cut ASAP to prevent or heal any type of AIDS infection
if you dont have any sand nearby which idk how the hell you dont
salt will do the trick
 
Jul 3, 2008
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u better go to a clinic ASAP. u prolly got suttin tho cuz there was dudes out here poken people wit diseased needles on light rail (train).



livin wit aids is possible now..but thas fucked up breh


yall hear bout the dudes that was puttin aids infested needles under the handle to the gas pumps?
 
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at least your not this girl...


PORTLAND, Ore. —

Bethany Storro had just bought a pair of sunglasses and was celebrating a new job when a woman walked up to her with a cup and said: "Hey pretty girl, do you want to drink this?"

The woman then splashed acid in the cup on Storro, who stumbled in pain and fell to the ground screaming. She felt agonizing pain as the skin on her face bubbled and sizzled and portions of her blouse disintegrated.

"It was the most painful thing ever," Storro, 28, said Thursday. "My heart stopped. It ripped through my clothing the instant it touched my shirt; I could feel it burning through my second layer of skin."

Police are seeking a black woman with a ponytail in the Monday attack as Storro, with her head wrapped in white bandages, told a news conference Thursday how only days before, she had been celebrating a new job and a recent move to Vancouver, Wash., from Idaho.

But she insisted that she would not let the attack in Vancouver wreck her life, and laughingly marveled how her eyesight was spared just minutes after she bought those sunglasses.

Storro said she had spinal meningitis twice as a child, which robbed her of most of her hearing.

"Oh my gosh, to be hard of hearing and blind? That would drive them nuts," she said, laughing and pointing at her parents, Joe and Nancy Neuwelt. "They have to be in the same room for me to hear them. I'm just so glad it's a miracle."

Doctors at Legacy Emanuel Hospital in Portland performed surgery on Storro's face Wednesday night, removing dead skin from the areas that were most deeply injured.

Her mother said Storro was getting something out of her car before heading into a Starbucks when the woman approached her with the cup. Storro said the woman was wearing a green top and khaki pants.

"I have never, ever seen this girl in my entire life," Storro said. "When I first saw her, she had this weirdness about her - like jealousy, rage."

After the attack, the woman ran off. A passer-by called police using Storro's cell phone.

Dr. Nick Eshraghi, a burn surgeon who operated on Storro, said it was an acid as strong as hydrochloric or sulfuric acid.

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Storro said she wanted to find her assailant and ask: "Why?" Was it was a dare, or did the woman wake up Monday morning and tell herself that today, she was going to "carry some acid in a cup and throw it on the first person I see?" Storro said.

Storro said she has received letters and e-mails from people all over the country, and has been relying on her friends, family and faith to get her through this ordeal.

Nancy Neuwelt called the attack "an act of evil." Joe Neuwelt said the family hopes the attacker is found, but is focused on Storro's recovery.

"You can imagine how I feel," Neuwelt said. "This is my little girl. We're going to get through this we're not going to allow this to stop our lives. We're going to get through it."
 
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u better go to a clinic ASAP. u prolly got suttin tho cuz there was dudes out here poken people wit diseased needles on light rail (train).



livin wit aids is possible now..but thas fucked up breh


yall hear bout the dudes that was puttin aids infested needles under the handle to the gas pumps?

Yep, that was fake.