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Stalka All Day

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Slow Your Roll


This is something that we definitely will NOT be drinking! We need as much energy as we can get!

A beverage company has come out with an 'anti' energy drink called Drank.

Its tag line is "slow your roll." Pretty clever.

The drink's publicist called it the 'extreme relaxation beverage' that goes great with vodka.

The carbonated, grape-flavored beverage is spiked with melatonin, valerian root and rose hips.

What the heck?

Why?????

The creator was apparently thinking of the hip hop community when he concocted it.

The product's press release says, "From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind."

So, what we're gathering is that it's basically a pot high in a can or something that makes an E high last longer?

Drank up!





this shit looks hella gay....which one of you fags is gonna buy this?
 
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The product's press release says, "From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind."

So, what we're gathering is that it's basically a pot high in a can or something that makes an E high last longer?
uhh, do you see the name of it? DRANK?


from what i gather, its trying to simulate lean

GOES GREAT WITH VODKA hmmmmmmm
 

Stalka All Day

Yeezy Taught Me
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i didnt write that part....whoever wrote the article put that there...my comment is in purple

and its like...but i agree with the fake lean...but its like just go get you some syrup...why fuck with this canned shit? lol
 
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this shit looks hella gay....which one of you fags is gonna buy this?


You are tripping! Damn that was a good idea!

You ever heard the expression in business, "when everyone is going one way, go the other'

like there is a new energy drink everyday

fucking hunnid racks and shit

I would definitely cop this shit to drink while I was laying around, or after getting home from the club an drinking 12 red bull vodkas lol (if it actually worked)
 

Stalka All Day

Yeezy Taught Me
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o that threw me off lol


but why are people "fags" if they try it?
lol...i was just talking shit...i just think its stupid how WHITE people try to make this shit like ohh its the hip hop style...blah blah blah....might as well go fuck with the real thing

You are tripping! Damn that was a good idea!

You ever heard the expression in business, "when everyone is going one way, go the other'

like there is a new energy drink everyday

fucking hunnid racks and shit

I would definitely cop this shit to drink while I was laying around, or after getting home from the club an drinking 12 red bull vodkas lol (if it actually worked)
you would say that







lol
 

Stalka All Day

Yeezy Taught Me
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what is melatonin, valerian root and rose hips?


and does it make u feel any kind of high or just make u tired?
they make you sleepy...its not even like a fun high...its just natural herbs....and personally they dont work on me....i try all different types of sleeping pills/natural sleep aids....well melatonin was okay but it had to be a high dose....i was like fuck it gimme some xans
 
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wtf...when did i do that?
Stalka All Day said:
Mr. Nice Guy said:
You are tripping! Damn that was a good idea!

You ever heard the expression in business, "when everyone is going one way, go the other'

like there is a new energy drink everyday

fucking hunnid racks and shit

I would definitely cop this shit to drink while I was laying around, or after getting home from the club an drinking 12 red bull vodkas lol (if it actually worked)
you would say that







lol




stay up hoe....i hate u!