Simpsons Qoutes...
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"Bleeding Gums, i've been playing the saxaphone for 27 years and i never made anything of it. I want you to have my sax."
"Wait a minute, this isn't a saxaphone, it's an umbrella!"
"You mean i've been playing an umbrella for the past 27 years?"
"We all thought it was funny!"
"That's not funny."
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"Kids, i want you to meet your grandpa Bleeding Gums Murphy"
"But daddy, we already have 3 grandpas"
"But this one's a great jazz musician"
"Aww they all are!"
"You see, this is what's wrong with kids today. They listen to the rap music that destroys the brain. With the hippin and a hoppin! and a bippin and a boppin, and they don't know what the jazz is all about! See jazz is like Jello Pudding, no wait wait, Jazz is like Kodak Film, no wait wait, Jazz is like the new Pepsi, it'll be around forever, heheh."
"Wait a minute, this isn't a saxaphone, it's an umbrella!"
"You mean i've been playing an umbrella for the past 27 years?"
"We all thought it was funny!"
"That's not funny."
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"Kids, i want you to meet your grandpa Bleeding Gums Murphy"
"But daddy, we already have 3 grandpas"
"But this one's a great jazz musician"
"Aww they all are!"
"You see, this is what's wrong with kids today. They listen to the rap music that destroys the brain. With the hippin and a hoppin! and a bippin and a boppin, and they don't know what the jazz is all about! See jazz is like Jello Pudding, no wait wait, Jazz is like Kodak Film, no wait wait, Jazz is like the new Pepsi, it'll be around forever, heheh."
the one where Homer is doing shit to make MR. Burns laugh. so, he's throwing glasses of stuff at Lenny and Burns is laughing, then Homer throws one at Carl and hits him in the eye. then Burns says : "What are you doing? THAT'S CARL !!!" and walks over and comforts Carl and gives Homer this look like "Motherfucker".
The one where Homer has the helper monkey and they are both lying on the floor in their own filth and Marge says: "I thought that monkey was toilet trained" and the monkey limply lifts his hands and goes "eeeehhhh" love it!!
or the one where Bart is hurt and Lisa keeps poking him and he goes: "owh, quit it. Owh, quit it. Owh, quit it." LMAO
I love the Simpsons:classic: .
or the one where Bart is hurt and Lisa keeps poking him and he goes: "owh, quit it. Owh, quit it. Owh, quit it." LMAO
I love the Simpsons:classic: .
Ralph Wiggum "King of the One Liners"
"My cat's breath smells like cat food"
"I bent my wookie"
"Tastes like burning..."
"Hi, Super-Nintendo Chalmers"
"Ewww...this tastes like grandma..."
One of my favs...when Radioactive the Movie was being filmed in Springfield...Ralph in the try out with Lunch Lady Doris...
LLD: "This looks like trouble, eh Fall-Out Boy?"
Ralph: "What's for lunch tomorrow?"
Director: "NEXT!!!"
Ralph: "Chicken Necks???"
"My cat's breath smells like cat food"
"I bent my wookie"
"Tastes like burning..."
"Hi, Super-Nintendo Chalmers"
"Ewww...this tastes like grandma..."
One of my favs...when Radioactive the Movie was being filmed in Springfield...Ralph in the try out with Lunch Lady Doris...
LLD: "This looks like trouble, eh Fall-Out Boy?"
Ralph: "What's for lunch tomorrow?"
Director: "NEXT!!!"
Ralph: "Chicken Necks???"
Alright here we go....
1. Homer "Look at Shemp, hes so high!"
Otto"You know Shemp is Hemp spelled backwards?"
Homer"And Otto is Otto spelled backwards!"
Otto"Aw now Im scared."
2. "Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing can possiblie go wrong...possibly go wrong. Hm Thats the first thing thats ever gone wrong."
3. Bart"It'll be like Swiss Family Robinson, only with more swearing!" "We'll live like kings!...Damn, hell, ass kings!!"
4. Homer calling Barney to plow the mountain"If you do it there'll be a thousand dollar bill in it for you."
Barney"A ten thousand dollar bill?! Which presidents face is on it?"
Homer"All of them, they're having a party...Jimmy Carter's passed out on the couch."
5. "mmmm.....pistol whip"
6. Homer singin to the Flintstones theme "Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the , town of Springfield. He's about to hit a chestnut tree."
7. When Homers' Mr Burns prank monkey and dancing in the panada suit. "I think...Yes.He,He's doin the lindy hop folks!" LMAO. I think thats one of my favorite scenes ever.
8. The medicinal marijuana one where when Homer gets stoned and hes shaving and the rainbows come out of his face from where hes bleeding.
9. When Santas little helper is walking in front of the tv and sniffing the ground while Homers tryin to watch tv. "What the hell are you doin!?..See its the ground, smell it." Pushes its face into the floor. haha
10. When the puppy was standing up and putting its paws on the tv screen. "Aw look he wants to be a part of Models Inc. Get that damn cat outta the way!!!!!"
11. @ Kyle when Homer throws the pudding...
Lenny..." OW! My eye! My doctor said Im not supposed to get pudding in it!"
12. @ Roxy with Mojo...
Marge" Im worried, all he does is sit there struggling to breathe." Homer" Well waddya expect, his cholesterals through the roof!"
"Show em your happy dance Mojo" It takes three steps and falls over barely breathing. lol
13. Homer(After Marge yells at the kids for sayin sucks)
" Yeah, they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked, sorry I gotta go, my weiner kids are listening."
Thats it for right now, Im just thinkin of these off the top of my head, 5 more Simpsons will be on later today so Ill get some more from those
:classic:
Peace
1. Homer "Look at Shemp, hes so high!"
Otto"You know Shemp is Hemp spelled backwards?"
Homer"And Otto is Otto spelled backwards!"
Otto"Aw now Im scared."
2. "Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing can possiblie go wrong...possibly go wrong. Hm Thats the first thing thats ever gone wrong."
3. Bart"It'll be like Swiss Family Robinson, only with more swearing!" "We'll live like kings!...Damn, hell, ass kings!!"
4. Homer calling Barney to plow the mountain"If you do it there'll be a thousand dollar bill in it for you."
Barney"A ten thousand dollar bill?! Which presidents face is on it?"
Homer"All of them, they're having a party...Jimmy Carter's passed out on the couch."
5. "mmmm.....pistol whip"
6. Homer singin to the Flintstones theme "Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the , town of Springfield. He's about to hit a chestnut tree."
7. When Homers' Mr Burns prank monkey and dancing in the panada suit. "I think...Yes.He,He's doin the lindy hop folks!" LMAO. I think thats one of my favorite scenes ever.
8. The medicinal marijuana one where when Homer gets stoned and hes shaving and the rainbows come out of his face from where hes bleeding.
9. When Santas little helper is walking in front of the tv and sniffing the ground while Homers tryin to watch tv. "What the hell are you doin!?..See its the ground, smell it." Pushes its face into the floor. haha
10. When the puppy was standing up and putting its paws on the tv screen. "Aw look he wants to be a part of Models Inc. Get that damn cat outta the way!!!!!"
11. @ Kyle when Homer throws the pudding...
Lenny..." OW! My eye! My doctor said Im not supposed to get pudding in it!"
12. @ Roxy with Mojo...
Marge" Im worried, all he does is sit there struggling to breathe." Homer" Well waddya expect, his cholesterals through the roof!"
"Show em your happy dance Mojo" It takes three steps and falls over barely breathing. lol
13. Homer(After Marge yells at the kids for sayin sucks)
" Yeah, they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked, sorry I gotta go, my weiner kids are listening."
Thats it for right now, Im just thinkin of these off the top of my head, 5 more Simpsons will be on later today so Ill get some more from those
:classic:
Peace