Simpsons Qoutes...

[m.w.merlino]

(The episode where Homer writes a letter telling Mr. Burns to fuck off and then tries to intercept it before its mailed)

Homer(in old man voice with a broken monacle): Hello, I believe you have a letter for a Mr. Burns.

Mailman: Ok sir whats your first name?

Homer: I don't know

 

[Cheaptimes]

"You doing drugs, and now im an acomplise, unless I testify against you..."
"Relax marge its prescribed, I could walk up to the president and blow smoke in his face, and hed hav to just stand there groovin to it."

 

[G-Dubb]

the one where Homer is doing shit to make MR. Burns laugh. so, he's throwing glasses of stuff at Lenny and Burns is laughing, then Homer throws one at Carl and hits him in the eye. then Burns says : "What are you doing? THAT'S CARL !!!" and walks over and comforts Carl and gives Homer this look like "Motherfucker".

I was gonna post that.

Lenny: "Ow, my eye! The doctor said I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"

Then later when Lenny can only take off his eye patch for 5 minutes a day and gets hit in the eye with fish by Santa:

"Why Santa, why?!?!?!"

 

[swift408]

(The episode where Homer writes a letter telling Mr. Burns to fuck off and then tries to intercept it before its mailed)

Homer(in old man voice with a broken monacle): Hello, I believe you have a letter for a Mr. Burns.

Mailman: Ok sir whats your first name?

Homer: I don't know

nah he say, Hello my name is Mr Burns, i believe you have a letter for me.

mailman: Ok Mr Burns whats your first name?

I dont know

shits is funny as fuck

 

[swift408]

Stupid sexy flanders

feels like im wearing nothing at all, nothing at all. NOTHING AT ALL.

hahahaha

 

[Home-E]

Bart: Otto, I have to go to the bathroom.

Otto: Now now Bart, you gotta say it in snowboard lingo!

Bart: uhhh....I gotta blast a dookie??

 

[Cheaptimes]

I wont drink at moes
Homers garage is all i need
I wont drink at moes...


...Cause moe is a jerk and a shemale too....

 

[G-Dubb]

When a fire starts to burn
There's a lesson you must learn
Something something then you'll see
You'll avoid catastrophy!

 

[AC Transit]

Homer "MMMMM...dounts" (shows him spinning them in a parking lot after dropping bart off)

Ralph "Me fail english, thats unpossible"

 

[Cheaptimes]

Lisa :"...Dad you married all the gay couples, you just have to wait for others to turn."
Homer: "Thats it im going to find lenny and Carl"
Marge: "No you dont! You let them find that out on their own!"

 

[Cheaptimes]

"Ive been called a greesy thug too... and it never stops hurting"

 

[Hihlosis]

Homer:

"Just the way I like my martini, full of alcohol."

LOL..................................................

 

[Spitz Unlimited]

Principal Skinner: "Snowflake, thank God! Now, chew through my BALLSACK"

 

[Cheaptimes]

Principle skinner: "Im not sure we can hire you. You have 9 counts of attempted murder that might disqualify you from being the school janitor."
Sideshow bob : "Well if it helps, 7 of those were against bart simpson"
they both start laughing
Principle skinner: "HA! Good luck, that kids like the road runner, he just wont go down."

 

[shadow]

Ralph eats a poisonis berry out on the island and says "It Tastes like burrrning"

shadow

 

[D.I.R.B]

I dont know if this has been said, but that one episode where everyone was like 'NOT Lenny!" like they actually gave a shit about him, that one is pretty good. Marge was tellin Lisa that Lennys in the hospital, and Lisa's like, "NOT Lenny!" and Marge had a candlelight vigil for him and a picture of him in like 3 different poses....CLASSIC

 

[usctrojan415]

(The episode where Homer writes a letter telling Mr. Burns to fuck off and then tries to intercept it before its mailed)

Homer(in old man voice with a broken monacle): Hello, I believe you have a letter for a Mr. Burns.

Mailman: Ok sir whats your first name?

Homer: I don't know

that right there is one of my all time favorite simpsons quotes...



[they escape and start swimming]

Lisa: "Swim toward San Francisco!"
Homer: "I'm not made of money! We'll swim to Oakland."

 

[G-Dubb]

When passing Mount Carlmore:

"I made that one magical summer."
"What did Carl say?"
"Ya know, we never discussed it."

 

[Nuttkase]

I didn't read them all so I don't know if someone posted this.

Lisa- (on the phone w/ Homer) "Are you licking toads again?"

Homer- "I'm not not licking toads"

and then takes a lick and trips out. That one always cracks me up.

or when they have the ban on sugar and Ralphie looks all crazy and is saying "Where is my baby? Who has my baby?" LMFAO

 

[VSTXDJ]

the halloween episode where bart and groundskeeper willie have da convo

willie:you have the sheening
bart:you mean the shinning?
willie: shut up boy!... you wanna get sued!?!?

or the one where kent brockman is on tv live and he says..

this is kent brockman live for channel two news.
how can i prove im live?..... PEEEENIS.