Side hustles and under skeams

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Nov 30, 2006
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My second job is only 7 days per month.

*I do this one all the time*

I'll go into longs, rite aid, McDonalds ect... when it's bussy and buy some ports or a burger and give them a $10 and when they give me back the change I wait for a minute until the mind is on the next costomer and say "hey I gave you a $20 - $50 ect..." Usually they just do the math and give you the change back because they dont want to hold up the line.
 
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enserio said:
skeams = schemes

alaborate = elaborate

robery = robbery

magivor = McGyver

safty = safety

steel = steal



3 sentences, 6 errors. You're funny.






And stupid.
vinn - if you could get paid for every time you butchered the english language you'd be a millionaire.
 
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^Yup I would be a KUH-BILLION-AIR... I thank GOD every day for spell check at work.

To answer the question about my kids: I don't do anything like that around my kids, I usually only do these things when I'm perkin cuz I'm like fuck it. I was raised wrong I know it I'm trying to become a better person but it's hard to change the way you were raised when your 26-years old. My mother and her boyfriends where dope dealers and thugs so I was raised by dope dealers and thugs. You tend to pick up some crooked morals when your around crooked people most of your life.
 
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Yea, I knew you guy's would tear up to my sob story.... You know, given the sensitive good nature of all you wonderfull people on the siccness...lol
 

Kon1

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#30
i heard slangin crack pays well. and they say meth dealeras make a killin'. can anyone confirm this?
 

Kon1

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bigbosstalk said:
CHA CHING, next thing you know your crying in front of the D.A cuz u just took a deal for 15 years
im sure he appriciates you trying to talk him outta his gangsterific dreams.
 

Gas One

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#32
get you a lemonade stand.
cuz lemonade was a popular drink and it still is.

all you gotta do is steal peoples lemons.

if that dosent work, sit on the intersection and sell oranges

chiclets can be your side hustle


if those two dont work get a homeless sign, get a cup, drink enough alcohol to pass out, and pray in the morning people left money.

if none of that works, make fake teeth out of almonds and hit up the tooth fairy my nig
 
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#1 Buy a DVD/CD burner, get an account to some private torrent sites and sell bootlegs.

#2 Go to the auction, buy a few cars, advertise in the Oakland tribune and they should sell..

#3 If all else fails, get on ebay and sell your soul for $1,000..
 

Kon1

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buy that weed from hightimes. the fake thai weed and ak. all that trash. maybe some of them fake ecstacy's in the back. shlang that shit off to square's that fall for the hustle. lol
 
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SHEA said:
I am thinking of getting into the child sweatshop business.

you can earn millions, all from the work of thier tiny little fingers making clothes, toys, & packaging hazardous materials, saving money by not giving them gloves. :)


I kid, I kid.

Really tho- I am about to step up my music pimpin real quick-
NOT RAP.

....but I am half done with a blues album I have been writing for a little over a year now, & I am gonna work with a local lable to record & ship it out to some lables & see where it goes.
where is the chick in the purple shirt from?for reals let me know...god damn.