**DING** **DING**
FIRST OFF IM DRUNK AS FUCK N GOTTA RELEASE MY URINE, ILL START ROUND ONE WITH PISSING ON MY BALLS...
THEN CHOMPING DICK HEAD INTO MY MOUTH UNTIL IT BLEEDS...
THEN STEALING SHEA'S TRUCK AND DOING A GRUB RUN REPEATEDLY...
THEN LICKING NINE2FIVES TIRES BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE CHOCOLATE DOUGSNUTS!!!
THEN CHOPPING UP EVERY MAN THAT CUMS MY WAY *WINK WINK*
THEN PUTTIN BABY POWDER ON MY ASS AND SMACKIN IT WHILE I LOOK IN THE MIRROR...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! FUCKERS!!!! U CANT OUTEAT THE ONE AND ONLY DR. HOMONIK!!!!
ROUND 1 FIGHT