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Nov 11, 2007
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MAKE SURE YOU PACK YOUR KIT WE'LL....THE SICCNESS.NET DONT PLAY!!!!


PROVISIONS LIST:

1. ALWAYS HAVE A FAKE USER NAME- You never want to put yourself on front street. Stay low-key. The fake user name has nothing to loose vs. a known name.


2. NEVER PUT A CD COVER ON THIS SICCNESS FORUM
- After you spend $50000000000000000 on PHOTODOCTORS COVER, The last thing you want is TOMMY JAMES, picasso style artwork...lol FUCKIN OFF YOUR COVER!


3. REALIZE- That you should never argue with an ignorant man, it makes you look just as stupid. Maintain your composure at all times.

4. EXPECT THE SICCNESS TO BE THE SICCNESS- Dont get mad when you step into the fire and know its hot already. You made the choice to set yourself up the second you stepped into the forum.


5. KEEP IT REAL AND STOP- Telling your five friends about the Siccness. Flood the boards with News of your new album and myspace link. Have said friends create user names so they can post immediately after you and say that your music is the truth.

6. BE HUMBLE- To those who are arrogant.

7. DON'T KISS NO ASS- To those who Give every single rapper on the siccness props. Tell them their music is the shit. Kiss up to them as much as possible, so that in return they will give you positive reviews.

8. KEEP IT REAL' (a) - To those who Always talk about how much ass your getting and how many shows you do, but never let everyone see you are browsing I-Candy at 1am on a Friday night.

9. DONT BITE STYLES TO FIT IN
- To those who attempt to Sound like Mac Dre, E-40, Yukmouth, or other said Bay Area rappers. Thinking since it sells for them, obviously it will sell for you.

10. A WASTE OF EFFORT- Never go out of your way off into your personal life to diss anybody on the siccness, you make yourself look just as low as the person your dissin.

11.RAPPERS,HAVE A STRONG BACK BONE- if a person dont like your music and says your wack dont go crazy and threaten to find them and hurt them. It only makes you look stupid as a artist, and you will lose more fans than you will gain.

12. REPLIES- NEVER POST A GOOD POINT IN A THREAD THE IS OVER 25 DEEP. WHY? NO ONE WILL EVER VENTURE THROUGH ALL THE THREADS AND READ IT. IT GETS DROWNED IN THE POST. WASTE IF YOU ASK ME. ALOT OF GOOD REPLIES GET LOST AND NEVER READ.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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5. Tell your five friends about the Siccness. Flood the boards with News of your new album and myspace link. Have said friends create user names so they can post immediately after you and say that your music is the truth.

6. Be as arrogant as possible. After all, you are King of Rap even though you havent graduated highschool yet.

7. Give every single rapper on the siccness props. Tell them their music is the shit. Kiss up to them as much as possible, so that in return they will give you positive reviews.

8. Always talk about how much ass you get and how many shows you do, but never let everyone see you are browsing I-Candy at 1am on a Friday night.

9. Sound like Mac Dre, E-40, Yukmouth, or other said Bay Area rappers. Since it sells for them, obviously it will sell for you.
 
Nov 11, 2007
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5. Tell your five friends about the Siccness. Flood the boards with News of your new album and myspace link. Have said friends create user names so they can post immediately after you and say that your music is the truth.

6. Be as arrogant as possible. After all, you are King of Rap even though you havent graduated highschool yet.

7. Give every single rapper on the siccness props. Tell them their music is the shit. Kiss up to them as much as possible, so that in return they will give you positive reviews.

8. Always talk about how much ass you get and how many shows you do, but never let everyone see you are browsing I-Candy at 1am on a Friday night.

9. Sound like Mac Dre, E-40, Yukmouth, or other said Bay Area rappers. Since it sells for them, obviously it will sell for you.

THANKS...SEE ABOVE ADDED TO ORIGINAL POST...
 
Jun 26, 2007
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1. ALWAYS HAVE A FAKE USER NAME- You never want to put yourself on front street. Stay low-key. The fake user name has nothing to loose vs. a known name.

3. REALIZE- That you should never argue with an ignorant man, it makes you look just as stupid. Maintain your composure at all times.

4. EXPECT THE SICCNESS TO BE THE SICCNESS- Dont get mad when you step into the fire and know its hot already. You made the choice to set yourself up the second you stepped into the forum.


9. DONT BITE STYLES TO FIT IN
- To those who attempt to Sound like Mac Dre, E-40, Yukmouth, or other said Bay Area rappers. Since it sells for them, obviously it will sell for you.
LMAO! GOOD ASS POST! ALL VERY TRUE
 
Nov 11, 2007
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RULE 10...


10. A WASTE OF EFFORT- Never go out of your way to diss anybody on the siccness, you make yourself look just as low as the person your dissin.
 
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11.RAPPERS,HAVE A STRONG BACK BONE- if a person dont like your music and says your wack dont go crazy and threaten to find them and hurt them.it only makes you look stupid as a artist and you will lose more fans than you will gain.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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How about, respect the rappers and artists that came before you. And don't just respect them, know their music. I can't remember how many times I seen someone say something like "man Rydah's weak he said 'peep game it goes like this, i hold my mic tight like my dick when I piss'" and not even know that line is from someone else.