Let's say theoretically that you were not spoken for.
Would you, say, have time for a man as wide and tall as a door frame, with a beard as long as the wisest wizard, and an enormous e-cock that has a thing for chicks with holes in her ears so big I could put my dick in?
Basically all I'm trying to ask is it ok for me to pull my dick out now?
I wanna fuck your earring holes.