me and my cousin use to go places and act like we didnt know each other and when somebody start looking like they nervous around us well look at eachother and one of us would say "what the fuck you lookin at fool" and him or me would respond "fool i dont even know but fuck you too!" then well just grab each other and actin like we are really fighting hella rough and shit and watch the person run off hella scared...lol...that shit used to be fun till i was on parole and my cousin took it to far.
Shit you do that you think is funny
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my wise ass remarks so subtle and witty that usually it goes over peoples heads... people take me hella serious cuz i have that demeanor and it works in my favor... and half the time i have to say " I'm fuckin with you" or speakin in different accents/voices.. like when i go to a medditerianin joint , I'm like eeeh buddday .. stupid shit like that
shit. back in the day me and my neighbor would look up numbers in the phone book and wait till we get a answering machine and take turns making noises like one of us were fucking. we would continually call the same number and keep doing it. or we would just do it if someone answered they'd be like "wtf??? who's this???" then we would hang up and laugh our ass off!
Me and my boy did that a few times back in high school. One night, we were stopped at a light and he was right behind me in his truck.
He started yelling and threw a bottle at my car, so I knew what he was up to. There were a couple cars behind him, so I hopped out the hoopty and ran to his truck and started pointing my finger and yelling at him. This old ass couple behind him were looking super nervous as the situation "escalated", so we took it a little further than yelling and he chased me down the line of cars with a cro-bar.
He started yelling and threw a bottle at my car, so I knew what he was up to. There were a couple cars behind him, so I hopped out the hoopty and ran to his truck and started pointing my finger and yelling at him. This old ass couple behind him were looking super nervous as the situation "escalated", so we took it a little further than yelling and he chased me down the line of cars with a cro-bar.
Me and my brothers, say we was leaving Wal-Mart on a hella packed ass day, which is everyday. And we got a cool ass parking spot. When we was ready to leave the store, we'd get in the car, back out the spot, pull back in the spot, get out the car. Watch the people in the cars who was trying to get our spot, get hella pissed off and drive off. Then we laugh and get back in the car and leave.
lol i cant stand it when people waste my time. i was going to waste it myself anyway and it had no effect on my life at all, but when someone else wastes it that makes it way worse
my brother thinks its hilarious to waste peoples time, its one of his fav things to do. probably why its a pet peeve of mine
my brother thinks its hilarious to waste peoples time, its one of his fav things to do. probably why its a pet peeve of mine
I didn't make it, I smoked a blunt instead....but when I came back to make it I forgot some of it.....what it was finna be was another thing I do that cracks me the fuck up.....I hear a song and say what the song is about.
not funny?
example:
This song is about dentists marching
movement of jaw people
not funny?
example:
This song is about dentists marching
movement of jaw people
Yep. Very true.
We never got busted for that kind of shit, though.
We had a wrestling match in the middle of a grocery store the day before Thanksgiving over the last 20lb. turkey in the freezer.
We got away with throwing each other around because we both worked there part-time, but were off the clock that day.
We never got busted for that kind of shit, though.
We had a wrestling match in the middle of a grocery store the day before Thanksgiving over the last 20lb. turkey in the freezer.
We got away with throwing each other around because we both worked there part-time, but were off the clock that day.
i talk in other peoples voice i know and exaggerate them , quote movies like blood in blood out, grand tarino, fight club ect, take peoples statements and exaggerate them. wake family up by honking my horn all the way up the street to there drive way. make fun of horrible moments in peoples lives like my cousins uncle dying of serocis of the liver lmao i dont know why thats funny maybe because he keeps on drinking. sneek up on family members and scare the shit out of it followed by me jumping up and down pointing and laughing at them. i dont ever wanna grow up in that aspect in life fuck bein' serious all the time