Shit you do that you think is funny

[FatBlunts209]

i used prank call game crazy hella high.when they answer they always gotta say" Thank you for calling game crazy on pacific ave where buy and trade your used games to reserve call of duty modern warfare this is jessica speaking how may i help you" and then i hang up and keep callin after the bitch keeps saying her intro lol...after the fourth time u can tell in they voice they hella mad lol..

 

[L.D.S.]

Talk about shitting after every meal.

I go into graphic detail what kind of shit I'll have because of the meal I just ate.

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

you gotta see it but i look up and to the left and very slowly tilt my head that way like im looking at something or thinking something and have a sly grin and people will look that way and not get it, and think im just being silly, but its an inside joke that is hella serious and sociopathic

i think its hella funny to do that tonto dance when someones hella lit and falling out or after someone gets beat up

 

[L.D.S.]

Sometimes you scare me.

 

[P.E.]

dirty sanchez on tha beezy

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

being subtle and messing with people who are mad or have anger problems, and keep making it worse and worse without letting them know youre fucking with them


or mess with someone and piss them off before you go somewhere with them then in front of people make it look like they're being ridiculous

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

LMAO. BUTCHER U EVIL, BLACK MAGIC VOODOO ASS NIGGA

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

lol one of my good friends is the funnest person to mess with ive known him my whole life
he'll just about have a vein explode out of the side of his neck or have a stroke or anyuerism he gets so mad, you just gotta find what makes them the most mad like for him its people making him feel like hes dumb or foolish​

for instance as kids me and another friend were at his house and wanted to go do some other shit so we snuck off and came back a couple hours later and our plan was to sneak back into his house and pretend like we had never left, and no matter what not admit we ever left and be dead serious about it. well it worked out even better than expected because he had fallen asleep and when he woke up and asked us where we went and we were acting dead serious ive never to this day seen someone so mad and so out of control of their own mind, lol, he was breaking shit and screaming at the top of his lungs hes not crazy and hes not stupid and his parents got involved and banned us from going to the house for a few weeks and his brother stepped in and tried to swing at us, lol im in tears typing it right now its so funny to me, im turning red and am out of breath​

 

[daluvlymel]

when getting into a argument with someone make up stuff that makes no sense or change the subject like "dam, dude that chick/dude was checking you out" and they go "really" and forget the whole thing n ask questions about it..

 

[L.D.S.]

Put my finger in people's ears as i walk by them.

It's especially fun to those folks that don't like being touched.

 

[Irishmutt]

get one of those burps that comes from way down deep and on the low blow it towards my wife or kids or friends and see the reaction on their face. i call it blowin kisses it comes from the soul baaaaabbbbeeeee!!!!!!

 

[MOREBASS]

I talk in all these stupid accents and different voices, when having normal conversations...usually with my girl. She hates it, and I think its fucking hilarioius. I might just like it cause she hates it.

 

[Off Top]

i like to yell out racial slurs at people when im riding in someone elses car

if i see a group of blacks walking down the street i yell out NIGGERS! or if i see some asians i scream FUCKIN GOOKS!

one time i was with this white friend of mine and we were driving up a big ass hill and some black dude was struggling riding his bike up the hill and i yelled out "try harder nigger!" so we get over the top and theres is hella traffic on the other side. my white friend starts freakin out like "that wasnt cool bro here he comes" so i get all ready to mollywhop on dude but the black dude just rode past us and gave us a dirty look lol

 

[Irishmutt]

i like to yell out racial slurs at people when im riding in someone elses car

if i see a group of blacks walking down the street i yell out NIGGERS! or if i see some asians i scream FUCKIN GOOKS!

one time i was with this white friend of mine and we were driving up a big ass hill and some black dude was struggling riding his bike up the hill and i yelled out "try harder nigger!" so we get over the top and theres is hella traffic on the other side. my white friend starts freakin out like "that wasnt cool bro here he comes" so i get all ready to mollywhop on dude but the black dude just rode past us and gave us a dirty look lol

my cousin does that shit

 

[Roz]

Mostly twisted jokes that don't really fit the occasion... but I don't really care... I know when to be respectful of others, but I'll throw one out there here and there... Most of the time people don't even notice but if they do they either give me a crazy look, or bust up...

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

OR I'LL BE IN PUBLIC AND JUST YELL "ASS!!!!" AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS LIKE I HAVE TOURETTES

AND WHEN SOMEBODY LOOKS AT ME WITH THE "WTF?" LOOK, I LOOK AT THEM WITH THE "WTF?!?!?!?!" LOOK. IT CONFUSES THE SHIT OUTTA PEOPLE.

 

[Irishmutt]

in the store with my wife i will crop dust (cut a fart while walking) one of the aisles we are in and just look at the peoples face when the smell reaches their nose my wife gets embarrassed but i laugh

 

[corinthian]

I was the kid that used to shit in urinals back when you were in school. sometimes I still do.

 

[Gofer]

Dont you hate Whenever you be telling a story to somebody and they totally just start talking to sombody else in the middle of your story and just cut you off... well what you gotta do is the second you get cut off say kinda obnoxiously loud " Ill Just go Fuck Myself" It hella gets quiet and everyone looks at you... then you finish your story... lol I crack myself up

 

[L.D.S.]

I like to go to my little brother's apartment when I know he has new bitches over, and exclaim loudly that I took a shit in his bathroom the day before.

They mostly give me a dirty look, but every now and then I see potential and one of them giggles.