Shit you do that you think is funny

[Dana Dane]

I crack myself up, but no one else really appreciates my humor....LOL.....Last night my roomie (in front of her dude) said "I like spoonin with my man" and I replied hella serious (hella drunk) 'Yeah, well just don't choke on the fork"....I have caught the giggles 3 times this morning because of it....hahah....I always make myself laugh though.

Drunk post, 9 am, all my words are spelled right. I should go put them on some pictures.

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

I make obscure reference ass jokes

Be clownin people and they dont get it

Its fine

As long as you know your shit was funny

 

[AKAZIE]

pick my nose and put it on my girls arm.

 

[Defy]

I crack myself up......which reminds me I wanna make a thread but it's stupid as fuck





























yeah, I'm still gonna make it.....

 

[mudoloc_650]

farting hella loud in public and not even tryin to hide it

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

SHIT MY PANTS

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

wear fubu.

 

[TaxMan]

I like to write RAPE on public bathroom walls in front of the urinals. Most don't think its funny, but I find it fucking hilarious for some sick twisted reason. My friends can always tell when I've done it too, because I come out of the pisser laughing my ass off every time.

 

[drewski.kalonji]

^ you guys ever see those campaigns on the bottom of urinals before? they're all like "you hold the power to stopping rape" or some shit like that hahaha

 

[rising_tied]

I know I do hella shit thats funny to me but no one else... but I just cant think of anything right now

 

[FDS]

kill people

 

[ant_johnson_16]

I use siccness quotes and nobody gets them but I always give myself a chuckle.

 

[Gofer]

Seriously though sometimes I feel like I came up with some genius comedy and nobody will get it... sometimes I wonder am I not funny or are these people retarded as fuck

 

[FatBlunts209]

hearing the neighbors cats fuck outside my window, shits be havin me rollin..if u ever heard a cat get fucked then you know they scream loud ass hell and sound like people.

 

[Nebulizah]

when I was younger I'd walk down the street with the homies smokin a blunt, downtown Minneapolis, and we'd wait for suit & tie wearin businesspeople to walk past & blow fatass hits right in their face... Never once got stopped by cops or in any trouble whatsoever for doin it...

We'd crack up thinkin about how they were headed back to the office smellin like trees, lol

 

[cheeto]

i like to yell at my girl infront of old people
like if they in a car next to us at the light i'll b like "wtf did i tell u?!!! ur gonna fuckin get it wen we get home bitch!!" lol

also sumtimes i put my hand on my bare ass and fart on it and put it in her face


thats love...

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

^ LOL I USED TO PULL UP TO RANDOM ASS PEOPLE IN MY CAR AND PLAY THIS ON FULL BLAST HELLA LOUD RIGHT WHEN THE GUNSHOTS START. IT ALWAYS MADE PEOPLE JUMP

 

[aridan3at]

Tellin friends/peoples about how hard my relatives teases each other. I think they dont get that extra love or no imagination. Natives up my way can tease pretty hard N cruel, cant help but laugh.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

Tellin friends/peoples about how hard my relatives teases each other. I think they dont get that extra love or no imagination. Natives up my way can tease pretty hard N cruel, cant help but laugh.

COOL STORY, SQUATTING WOLF.