yeah but one time I had log stand straight up starting at the bottom of the bowl and it was long enough to touch my ass and it did :knockout: but it was probably because my younger brother stuffed up the toilet earlier in the day and there was no water in the bowl so it didn't get soaked up at all.
I just had to cover that log up with paper and leave it and it was already stuffed and I use at least one whole roll of paper per shit so whoever opened that lid up after I was done found all shit paper and no water and beneath all the paper was huge fucking log lol