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[nonfiCKtion]

THE BEST MIX IS THIS 1

PAY ATTENTION

YOU NEED A BOTTLE OF VODKA, PREFERABLY SMIRNOFF AND YOU NEED A BIG PACK OF SKITTLES

EMPTY ALL THE SKITTLES OUT INTO A BOWL AND REMOVE ALL THE GREEN ONES (THIS IS IMPORTANT)

THROW THE GREEN ONES AWAY OR EAT THEM OR STICK THEM IN YOUR GIRLS PUSSY OR WHATEVER IT DONT MATTER

POUR THE REST OF THE SKITTLES INTO THE VODKA BOTTLE AND SHAKE FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES

PUT THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE

YOU NEED TO LEAVE IT IN THERE FOR ABOUT 3 DAYS AT LEAST TO ALLOW THE SKITTLES TO DISSOLVE INTO THE VODKA

THROUGHOUT THE 3 DAYS REMOVE THE BOTTLE AND SHAKE IT FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES, DO THIS 3 TO 4 TIMES A DAY

AFTER 3 DAYS THE SKITTLES WILL HAVE DISSOLVED INTO THE VODKA AND TURNED IT ORANGE

TAKE THE TOP OFF AND YOU WILL SEE A SUGARY GATHERING AT THE TOP

BREAK THROUGH THIS SUGARY GATHERING AND POUR THE VODKA OUT INTO A GLASS AND DRINK IT STRAIGHT OR WITH 7UP/SPRITE

IM WAITING FOR EVERYONES OPINIONS, LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES

Damn so you gotta wait 3 days to get drunk? Lol what do you drink while ur waitin?

 

[MaddDogg]

MaddDogg's Monster Margarita (served in Pint Glass or large jar)

3 shots premium reposado tequila. And dont use Patron. Shit is played the fuck out.
1 splash of Cointraeu liqour
4 second pour of simple syrup or agave nectar
1 1/2 limes
1 splash orange juice
On the top a generous float of Brandy. For best appearance use a pourer so you can dribble it on top and keep the colors seperated.
Garnish with lemon

I keep the homies fucked up. Now you can too.

 

[MaddDogg]

MaddDogg's Murderous Bloody Mary (served in Pint Glass or large jar)

3 shots vodka
5 strong shakes of Worchester
6 strong shakes of Tapatio
1 tablespoon horseradish
2 shakes of A-1 steak sauce
1 pinch of the following spices:
sea salt
pepper
celery salt
dill weed
minced garlic
Add tomato juice.
Add one squeeze of lemon.
Shake well.

Garnish with vegetables.

Best served with breakfast or burgers.

 

[ClickClack]

used to like mixed drinks, but the sugar content always equals a hangover..i avoid all soda mixes..stick with crown and water

 

[bay2mi]

take a 32 ounce gatorade bottle... add 4 shots of blue turantula.... ad 7 up till its about half the bottle, then add hawiian punch.... tastes like gummy bears

had to try it, tastes exactly like a mouth full of gummi bears. kinda fruity though, might just have to drink the azul by itself.

edit: smells like freshly squeezed lemons

 

[tweeze]

i dont see how people like jack

i mean i would drink it if its free
but no way in hell would i by that shit lol and i drink a lotttttttttt

 

[360_541]

Bloodjuice:
1. Grab a pint of Thunderbird, 40oz OE and pack of Cherry Kool-Aid.
2. Drink OE til you get it to the top of the label.
3. Pour in half-whole pint of Tbird
4. Pour in Kool-Aid and quickly cap tight because it will create a volcanic like rise.
5. Shake that hoe up put it in the freezer for about 20 mins and be prepared to be fuuuuuuucked up to the point of no return.

and to all the haters saying that sounds nasty don't knock it til u try it cause the shit is actually alright....

Kon, im bout to try this shit tmrw afternoon wit the homie.

 

[Shiro480]

the skittle vodka and bloodjuice shit ... both are cool sounding..

keep this shit coming.............

i wanna hear off the wall shit

 

[Artistic]

you can mix guinness beer with a pale ale it's hella good forgot what it's called though

it's basically half guinness half pale ale

or you could mix remy martin with seven up

sorry im hella lazy and don't make exciting drinks but these will do the trick

 

[MaddDogg]

guiness and pale ale is a Black and Tan.

Guiness and Pear Cider is called a Black Velvet.

Lager and Pear Cider is a snake bite.

Pear Grey Goose and Pear Cider = doesnt have a name but really good.

Pear Cider = fucks you the fuck up.

 

[Meta4iCAL]

I usually just drink straight out the bottle... really though fuck a mixed drink