Sham Wow Man + Whore=

[RobVan]

Vince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out. Did you know that? Now you do.

The Smoking Gun got hold of the police report and Mr. Shlomi's mug shot, and as you can see, he didn't escape unscathed. But neither did she. The facts of the case, briefly, according to the police report:

* Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
* She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
* He kisses her.
* She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
* He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
* He runs down to the hotel lobby.
* They both get arrested.


Sorry if already posted.

 

[L.D.S.]

I blame the real reason on vagina dentata and a badly shaven pussy. Look at the road rash he got on his face.

 

[allcalclothing]

SHAAAM WOOOOOW ! LMFAO

 

[RobVan]

Look at the poor dude. He can still keep a smirk on his face even though his career is over like the Dell kid

 

[onmeshow]

she didn't love his nuts

 

[corinthian]

he looks like mcnulty from the wire in that mugshot.

 

[LISICKI]

nice jacket

 

[short]

them shamwow commercials r annoying as fuck

 

[2-0-Sixx]

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LISICKI]

wonder if he was rockin the headset in the room

 

[Defy]

anyone who kisses a prostitute deserves their ass beat, jail or both.....including whatever they're catching from that nasty ass kiss of 10,000 dicks

 

[numba2stunna]

WTF is up with her mug shot? Before and After???:ermm:

 

[Toro]

He tried to get away from her with a SLAP CHOP!

 

[hella_numb]

WTF is up with her mug shot? Before and After???:ermm:

she trying to bring back kriss kross's style?

and how the fuck did her hair get longer?

 

[onmeshow]

HOW CAN HE SLAP CHOP

 

[3xLaZY]

^^lol it's obviously mug shots from different incidents

 

[KODOGG]

Look at the poor dude. He can still keep a smirk on his face even though his career is over like the Dell kid

Whos the Dell Kid?

 

[90'sBayPlayer]

The fuccer from the Dell computer comericals who always said " dude ur gettin a Dell' I thinl he got arrested for dosia mayne

 

[I. Cold]

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

 

[corinthian]