The Rolodex of Love Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of
the extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men:
1. Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your
scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot
water.. An old favorite
2. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you $hit on her chest.
(a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)
3. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then
jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
4. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you
ejaculate, sticking your d!ck in her a$$, and then punching her in the
back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work
correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her a$$hole tightens up.
5. Golden Shower - Any form of peeing on a girl. (a.k.a.: watersports)
6. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage
area of a girl, it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
7. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty skank
and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that
your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore, you must gnaw off your own
arm to get out of this situation. Can be very painful.
8. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral $ex and
you withdraw your penis in order to slap it on her cheek. It should
leave a lasting impression similar to a! purple mushroom.
9. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back
and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance
yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap
your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.
10. Double Fishhook - From the doggy-style position, you hook your pinky
fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration.
11. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start
ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the
wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in
penile sensitivity.
12. Dog in a Bathtub - This is the proper name for when you attempt to
insert your nuts into a girl's a$$. It is so named because it can! be
just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
13. The Bronco - Back to reality with this classic. You start by going
doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto
her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl's name. This gives
you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
14. Pink Glove - This frequently happens during $ex when a girl is not
wet enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her
twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
15. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat
your a$$, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible
before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face,
neck and tits. (Better in her bed)
the extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men:
1. Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your
scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot
water.. An old favorite
2. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you $hit on her chest.
(a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)
3. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then
jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
4. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you
ejaculate, sticking your d!ck in her a$$, and then punching her in the
back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work
correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her a$$hole tightens up.
5. Golden Shower - Any form of peeing on a girl. (a.k.a.: watersports)
6. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage
area of a girl, it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
7. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty skank
and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that
your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore, you must gnaw off your own
arm to get out of this situation. Can be very painful.
8. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral $ex and
you withdraw your penis in order to slap it on her cheek. It should
leave a lasting impression similar to a! purple mushroom.
9. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back
and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance
yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap
your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.
10. Double Fishhook - From the doggy-style position, you hook your pinky
fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration.
11. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start
ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the
wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in
penile sensitivity.
12. Dog in a Bathtub - This is the proper name for when you attempt to
insert your nuts into a girl's a$$. It is so named because it can! be
just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
13. The Bronco - Back to reality with this classic. You start by going
doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto
her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl's name. This gives
you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
14. Pink Glove - This frequently happens during $ex when a girl is not
wet enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her
twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
15. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat
your a$$, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible
before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face,
neck and tits. (Better in her bed)
