In college, at like 3:00 in the morning, one of my roommates comes back with his brother and a couple of girls. They all start getting really loud in the living room and woke me up. So I open the door to tell them to shut the fuck up. As soon as I open the door, my roommate's brother is standing there and stops me. He tells me his brother and some girl are getting it on. They are all very drunk. I guess his brother is waiting for the other girl who is in the bathroom. So I get back in bed only to hear his brother a little while later yelling to the girl in the bathroom and pounding on the door. Apparently, she was so drunk that she passed out in the bathroom. She had locked the door when she went in. He was yelling and pounding on the door trying to wake her up, but it was not working. This time I went there and told them to get the fuck out and take that shit somewhere else. I guess they finally woke her up and took off. I didn't really care about the sex, I just wasn't going to be putting up with all of that yelling and pounding on the door when a muthaphukka has to work early the next day.
