LOL
When I was a kid I went to my mom's work with her one weekend. It was on Market and right around the corner from the parking garage I saw this Black lady with a yellow afro wig on (like clown yellow, not some muted blond shit) whoopin' some dudes ass with an umbrella. Baseball bat type swings.
This was damn near 25 years ago and I can still see the scene clear as fuck in my head. I love SF.
yeah...i probably have a bookfull of memories just like that..
two of the weirdest things ive seen on haight street:
1) a guy run a half block in a straight line right into a light pole.
2) It was like 1:00am in April... Hella fog on the entire block to where you couldnt see a block back or forward...Me and homeboy were doing tags and putting stickers up on haight...we were just passing haight and ashbury where, you know...most of the stores are nice and things are painted so were just putting stickers on SF guardian boxes and the such...We get near haight and masonic and out of nowhere this taxi cab appears.
3 people (i'm guessing they were people?) in dinosaur suits got out, in the middle of the block mind you, and hopped down the fucking hill. taxi just slowly dissapeared in the fog.
to make it weirder we had ate acid 10 minutes before this happened. but you know, acid takes like an hour to come up. every time i talk to dude were still like, 'what the fuck was that shit, remember?'
we went home and watched oprah (i do not know why) and tried to make sense of how dinosaurs were inside taxi cabs, and why they didnt just take the cab to where they were hopping to? why the fuck did they get out right in front of us? it was on some 'if a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?' shit.
