/salutes brownie mack...i was at the grocery yesterday...

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tragic you do stand up ?
yea i started a few weeks ago....my job is paying me to stay home to help the company so i figured id do something to pass the time....i won my first open mic night and have been doin it every time i can since...i even got a pro backing me and teaching me how to do it right....its fun as hell and ive pulled many chicks off it too
 

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yea i started a few weeks ago....my job is paying me to stay home to help the company so i figured id do something to pass the time....i won my first open mic night and have been doin it every time i can since...i even got a pro backing me and teaching me how to do it right....its fun as hell and ive pulled many chicks off it too
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LMAOOOOOO, LAST WINTER THIS ONE DUDE I KNOW WAS HELLA DRUNK OUTSIDE THE BARS DOWNTOWN, HIS FRIENDS PULL UP IN THEIR BEAMER... LOL THIS FOOL GRABS THE BACK OF THE BUMPER AND YELLS "PULL ME!!!!" SO THEY START DRIVING AWAY HELLA FAST WITH HIM GRIPPING THE BUMPER, HE DOES THE BROWNIE SLIDE FOR ABOUT 15 FEET AND THEN BAM!!! FALLS OFF AND ROLLS LIKE A TUMBLEWEED ALL THE WAY NEXT TO THE CURB, LOL!!!! IF THE GROUND WASNT ALL WET I WOULD HAVE BEEN ROLLING AROUND LAUGHING.

BUT THIS REALLY IS A DUMB MOTHERFUCKEFR THO. LIKE AS CLOSE TO RETARTED AS YOU CAN EVEN GET. IMA GIVE YALL AN IDEA... THIS DUDE GOT HIT BY A TOW-TRUCK A FEW YEARS AGO (YES, I SAID A FUCKIN TOW-TRUCK).