LMAOOOOOO, LAST WINTER THIS ONE DUDE I KNOW WAS HELLA DRUNK OUTSIDE THE BARS DOWNTOWN, HIS FRIENDS PULL UP IN THEIR BEAMER... LOL THIS FOOL GRABS THE BACK OF THE BUMPER AND YELLS "PULL ME!!!!" SO THEY START DRIVING AWAY HELLA FAST WITH HIM GRIPPING THE BUMPER, HE DOES THE BROWNIE SLIDE FOR ABOUT 15 FEET AND THEN BAM!!! FALLS OFF AND ROLLS LIKE A TUMBLEWEED ALL THE WAY NEXT TO THE CURB, LOL!!!! IF THE GROUND WASNT ALL WET I WOULD HAVE BEEN ROLLING AROUND LAUGHING.
BUT THIS REALLY IS A DUMB MOTHERFUCKEFR THO. LIKE AS CLOSE TO RETARTED AS YOU CAN EVEN GET. IMA GIVE YALL AN IDEA... THIS DUDE GOT HIT BY A TOW-TRUCK A FEW YEARS AGO (YES, I SAID A FUCKIN TOW-TRUCK).