RYAN ALEXANDER FROM MEGAN WANTS A MILLIONAIRE MURDERED AND REMOVED EX WIFES FINGER

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Dec 17, 2004
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what the fuck. run with me on this homies




what if that guy blabbed about finales and winning shows an shit an vh1 wasnt having it. set dude up, framed the fucker and was like BAM! now we got a chance to scramble an re do the last few episodes of both shows. ey?


crime solved. put an APB out for vh1
i like where youre going with this. but i think it may have been more like this:

he started telling his girl about how he won i love money blah blah blah, she told him to buy her something, he said maybe tomorrow, she threw a fit and called vh1 producers saying that he told her the results and shes gonna squeal to everyone, vh1 called up ol boy and said either you handle youre girl or we're gonna handle you, he handled it alright, vh1 then went holy shit man we didnt mean slaughter her!, he said i didnt know what else to do?!? and she called me gay!, screw you guys i'm going home
 

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I think it's much more complex than that. To know what happened to her, you have to know who Jasmine Fiore the model was man. Now Jasmine Fiore was born to a three-legged-bitch mother and she was always ashamed of this. Then he got adopted by this man, Tito Libowitz. He was a part time gun smuggler and rotwieler dog fight promoter and he trained Jasmine Fiore and Jasmine Fiore was good. She was damn good. Then he pit agianst the fight of her life...her brother, Nibbles. And Jasmine Fiore said no way man, I can't fight nibbles, he's my brother. But they made them fight anyway and Jasmine Fiore killed Nibbles. Then she said, that's it man and called all her fights and started smoking and one day she just went bazurk and collapsed and her heart no longer beat. Wow.
 
Dec 17, 2004
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I think it's much more complex than that. To know what happened to her, you have to know who Jasmine Fiore the model was man. Now Jasmine Fiore was born to a three-legged-bitch mother and she was always ashamed of this. Then he got adopted by this man, Tito Libowitz. He was a part time gun smuggler and rotwieler dog fight promoter and he trained Jasmine Fiore and Jasmine Fiore was good. She was damn good. Then he pit agianst the fight of her life...her brother, Nibbles. And Jasmine Fiore said no way man, I can't fight nibbles, he's my brother. But they made them fight anyway and Jasmine Fiore killed Nibbles. Then she said, that's it man and called all her fights and started smoking and one day she just went bazurk and collapsed and her heart no longer beat. Wow.
holy shit i never knew that. fuck. you know its kinda sad how we hear about these deaths through the media, but its rare we ever really take the time to really know the depth behind these people. but i heard nibbles was biologically gay so it was destined that if she didnt kill him, he was going to die from aids that he was going to eventually contract when having sex with this dude with aids who would jam his used heroine needles up nibbles butt hole. its better she killed him than him die like that you know? poor megan
 

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I think it's much more complex than that. To know what happened to her, you have to know who Jasmine Fiore the model was man. Now Jasmine Fiore was born to a three-legged-bitch mother and she was always ashamed of this. Then he got adopted by this man, Tito Libowitz. He was a part time gun smuggler and rotwieler dog fight promoter and he trained Jasmine Fiore and Jasmine Fiore was good. She was damn good. Then he pit agianst the fight of her life...her brother, Nibbles. And Jasmine Fiore said no way man, I can't fight nibbles, he's my brother. But they made them fight anyway and Jasmine Fiore killed Nibbles. Then she said, that's it man and called all her fights and started smoking and one day she just went bazurk and collapsed and her heart no longer beat. Wow.
Killer, KILL!
 
Feb 15, 2006
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#46
I think it's much more complex than that. To know what happened to her, you have to know who Jasmine Fiore the model was man. Now Jasmine Fiore was born to a three-legged-bitch mother and she was always ashamed of this. Then he got adopted by this man, Tito Libowitz. He was a part time gun smuggler and rotwieler dog fight promoter and he trained Jasmine Fiore and Jasmine Fiore was good. She was damn good. Then he pit agianst the fight of her life...her brother, Nibbles. And Jasmine Fiore said no way man, I can't fight nibbles, he's my brother. But they made them fight anyway and Jasmine Fiore killed Nibbles. Then she said, that's it man and called all her fights and started smoking and one day she just went bazurk and collapsed and her heart no longer beat. Wow.
HAHA!
 
Aug 24, 2003
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either that guy was completely insane or is one of the biggest attention whore the world has seen

or there really is some reality tv producers conspiracy. maybe they killed the bitch to frame him and caught up to him and killed him when he split to canada, before he could tell, lol