Russian SUV is ballin and has been on all y'all suckaz!!(whale penis leather inside)

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Sketchy B

Sketchy B

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Who on siccness is gonna be first to step it up to the Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition?

1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.

And, of course, of course -
THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.

STEP IT UP!!!

http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather
 
Sketchy B

Sketchy B

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On a scale of 1-100 how Gay is it to have whale penis leather seats in your car (or urban assault vehicle)? I mean, it might be really nice, but it is... penis.

Since its only aquatic animal penis I'm gonna say about 47 Gay.
 
I AM

I AM

Some Random Asshole
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Apr 25, 2002
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Sketchy B said:


Who on siccness is gonna be first to step it up to the Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition?

1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.
Click to expand...
LMFAO!!!
 
marty50

marty50

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Jul 6, 2008
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whats the stick shift made out of?, lol, or what IS the stick shift?, lol.

doing it in a robin leech voice. here is a car you can never have, cuz you cant afford it. check out the interior, its made from whale penis, as you can see, these aint a lo-lo bitches, instead of dice on the mirror, there are scrotum ornaments from a texas longhorn, to remind you it takes brass balls to be inside this luxury ride. grasp a firm caressing grip of the velvety steering wheel, it is made from some exquisite jackalopes vagina, to remind you of the pussy you are gonna be hitting when you get home, and dont forget the stick shift, it is made from a gorillas penis, so you can get that aphrodisiac sensation as you thrust yourself from 1st to 5th gear in 4.1 seconds.

lol, champagne wishes and caviar dreams, with a touch of saffron.

what a fuckin truck, who wouldn't want one.
 
coondogg26

coondogg26

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Nov 27, 2006
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whats the stick shift made out of?, lol, or what IS the stick shift?, lol.

doing it in a robin leech voice. here is a car you can never have, cuz you cant afford it. check out the interior, its made from whale penis, as you can see, these aint a lo-lo bitches, instead of dice on the mirror, there are scrotum ornaments from a texas longhorn, to remind you it takes brass balls to be inside this luxury ride. grasp a firm caressing grip of the velvety steering wheel, it is made from some exquisite jackalopes vagina, to remind you of the pussy you are gonna be hitting when you get home, and dont forget the stick shift, it is made from a gorillas penis, so you can get that aphrodisiac sensation as you thrust yourself from 1st to 5th gear in 4.1 seconds.

lol, champagne wishes and caviar dreams, with a touch of saffron.

what a fuckin truck, who wouldn't want one.
 
jake921660

jake921660

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#19
Jun 23, 2008
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#19
whats the stick shift made out of?, lol, or what IS the stick shift?, lol.

doing it in a robin leech voice. here is a car you can never have, cuz you cant afford it. check out the interior, its made from whale penis, as you can see, these aint a lo-lo bitches, instead of dice on the mirror, there are scrotum ornaments from a texas longhorn, to remind you it takes brass balls to be inside this luxury ride. grasp a firm caressing grip of the velvety steering wheel, it is made from some exquisite jackalopes vagina, to remind you of the pussy you are gonna be hitting when you get home, and dont forget the stick shift, it is made from a gorillas penis, so you can get that aphrodisiac sensation as you thrust yourself from 1st to 5th gear in 4.1 seconds.

lol, champagne wishes and caviar dreams, with a touch of saffron.

what a fuckin truck, who wouldn't want one.
 
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