Whos Roy fighting next? And what would happen? And how would boxing fans react? I have been thinking about it!........
Roy VS. Lennox Lewis
After 3 rounds Roy have nowhere to run.. Lewis stalks him and pumps his powerjab.. Roy fires 3 fast jabs, paf,paf,paf-Lewis answers boom,boom,boom....Roy gets scared, nobody told him Lewis had that long a reach,and that he hits so hard!
Dammit! He looks at Jay Nady and whispers"Do something, thats what I am paying you for". Nady shakes his head"Sorry,too many cameras, I cant club Lewis with the ring chair, its too obvious".
A round later Lewis lands his uppercut and sends Roy in to the fifth row, unconscious...........
Back in suckerville, T-Dubb takes a break from massaging his mothers feets.....Incredible he screams...I am not a fan of Lewis but damn it was nice to see ROy on his ass.......That fraud....Yes momma I am coming now........
Roy VS. Vitaly Klitschko
After 2 rounds it is obvious Roy cant get to VItalys head, when he lands Vitaly smiles and fires his powerjab, "Damn" Roy thinks, then he looks pleadingly at Nady, but Nady shakes his head " sorry I cant get close enough to cut vitaly in the face, you have to do it yourself!"......
Round 3. Roy walks in to a big right.. Its lights out..RIngside Derrick Gainer screams his fear out at ringside..Larry Merchant comforts him"Dont worry son,He wasnt hit in the groin,He will be okay"....
Back in The Bay Area, T-Dubb sits in his mental home,he moves back and forward, back and forward..Suddenly he lets out a low deep voice..Kliiiitschkoooo... The two 300 pounds guards looks nervously at each other.."Oh noo, not again they think......
T-Dubb looks at the ceiling then starts screaming...KLIIIIIIIIITSCHKOOOOOOOOO...........
The two guards, carries the distressed T-Dubb into the hall, put a straightjacket on him and locks the door...........
Roy VS Wlad Klitschko
Round 1. Wlad looks sleepy and dry.. He hasnt learnt from the Sanders fiasco.....Roy catches him with two lightning fast hooks, Wlad is out before he hits the floor............
Back in Washington Police tries to talk a distressed T-Dubb down from a sky scraper.......
Policeofficer: Come on T-Dubb, it was just a fight.....Wlad will come back......
Farmy. Screaming" NOOO, Roy has killed the legend, Roy is a fraud...I hate that guy.......I wanna die...............
Policeofficer: We just spoke with your mother, she has finally found out who your real dad is....
T-Dubb: What! I can come to know my dad.........Who is he, I want to know........
Policofficer:I think you know him, he is in the boxing industri...
T-Dubb:What...........Is it Frazier, Norton, or .........ALI..........
Policeofficer:No its roy............
T-Dubb:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..Not him,now I jump..AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH................
Policeofficer:...Foreman, georges brother! Damn he really did it, now why did he do that?
2ènd Policeofficer: Dont know! Must`ve forgot...........
And then there was silence..........
THANK GOD.....................