Round Two (Tie-Breaker): Umbravo Vs. LEE

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Apr 25, 2002
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Aight since both parties agreed for a second round, it's goin down. Here are the special tie-breaker rules:

- Verses due on July 11th by 11:59PM West Coast time. (That's TOMORROW NIGHT)

- 16 Bar Limit (FIRM) -- If you go over you will be disqualified.

- First to 5 votes wins.

- 3-0 = KO

- Questionable votes must be explained upon request, or they will not count!

- One verse a piece.

Let's get it done.
 
Feb 28, 2007
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LOL FATAL... THIS SHIT WOULD HAVE GONE FASTER IF YOU WOULD HAVE JUST DONE IT WHEN I DID IT. HAHA ITS ALL GODD. WELL THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING.
 
Mar 26, 2005
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we can all see that Lee's-through/
and all his ''verses stretch'' like the first boss on NBA Street-2/
but he got it backwards, he aint 2-street, they call this dude-LEE/
cuz after losses, he puffs an L and takes two-Es/
YA SISTAH, i HIT-HA(her), STUCK IT IN HER ASS, SHE LIKE TSS-HAA/
now she pissed-off, wipin her upper lip to get the shit-off/
the siccness bat boy, holdin wood and ball-sacks/
this bitch aint got no teeth and he typin in ALL-CAPS/
he's bangin-his-fist-in and stainin-his-mittens/
his ''I-P Address'' involves him changin-his-linens/
grab a razor-and-hit-em, give his ass a fade-and-a-dent-in/
the place-where-his-wig-is..CUT IT OFF ON MY NUTS! lke jason-in-denim/
this is a race-to-the-finish, but not a tortoise-and-hare/
but crypt keeper type shit, you'll find a corpse-in-my-lair/
i spit and hes absorbin-the-flare, here comes the extra-hatin/
only time i rip half as good as LEE, his names seperated/ (LEEZ-ILLA)

*shuts off power switch*...GAME OVER.

*edited for grammar*
 
May 10, 2002
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U PATHETIC,GOTA GIVE INSTRUCTIONS JUST FOR US TO READ URE SHIT ITS EVIDENT YOU COULD BREAK URE 5$ ASS RYMES DOWN TO CHANGE AND THEY STILL WOULDN'T MAKE SENSE/URE BRAIN CAPACITY IS SMALL LIKE THE CONCEPT OF MICRO PHYSICS/URE WORDS AND LYRICS COULDN'T PAINT A PICTURE IF U WROTE THEM IN HIEROGLYPHICS/URE RAPS BORING LIKE BASEBALL/ URE LIKE 38 PLAYIN WIT DOLLS LIKE LORD HELMUT IN SPACEBALLS/ U AINT WINNIN YOUR LIKE THE RETARD AT A LAKE FISHIN FOR DOGS JUMPIN IN THIS THREAD TO BATTLE LEE IS LIKE SWIMIN WIT JAWS YOU MUST BE THIZZEN YOU STAY ON E JUST LIKE YOUR GAS TANK DOES I'LL MAKE YOU DRINK AN OUNCE OF YOUR BLOOD LYRICALY ON A SCLAE OF 1 TO 10 YOUR 0 JUST LIKE YOUR BANK ACOUNT CUZ/BUT SEE I KNOW/ YOUL NEVER BE A STAR THE WAY THIS GUY FLOWS/YOUL ALWAYS BE A FAN THE WAY THIS GUY BLOWS/ U SAY NO! IM A SOLDIER BUT THE ONLY WAR UVE BEEN IN IS IN THE BACK YARD WITH URE G.I.JOES/MY FLOWS SURROUND YOU LIKE THE SOUND OF THUNDER IN A THEATRE AND JUST LIKE THAT(snaps fingers) THIS BATTLE IS "OVAR" YOU BITCH MADE UNDERACHIEVER
 
Mar 26, 2005
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Can I Get Some Kinda Exp. Dickhead?


*edit* chances are you COMPETELY SLEPT ON A COUPLE OF THE PUNCHES or just aint smart enough to figure them out....i said GAME OVER for a reason...its a wrap.
 
Jun 16, 2002
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While I didn't think ovarbmu came that great, Lee was just too simple. Ovar's punches hit harder and were more creative. His rhymes outshined without question as well.

Vote = ovarbmu
 
Feb 5, 2006
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ovarbmu said:
Can I Get Some Kinda Exp. Dickhead?


*edit* chances are you COMPETELY SLEPT ON A COUPLE OF THE PUNCHES or just aint smart enough to figure them out....i said GAME OVER for a reason...its a wrap.

U SAID GAME OVER LIKE U KILLED THE SHIT. U CAME WEAK
 
Apr 7, 2005
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LEE-ZILLA 69 said:

U PATHETIC,GOTA GIVE INSTRUCTIONS
JUST FOR US TO READ URE SHIT

ITS EVIDENT, YOU COULD BREAK URE 5$ ASS RYMES DOWN TO CHANGE
AND THEY STILL WOULDN'T MAKE SENSE

URE BRAIN CAPACITY IS SMALL
LIKE THE CONCEPT OF MICRO PHYSICS

URE WORDS AND LYRICS COULDN'T PAINT A PICTURE
IF U WROTE THEM IN HIEROGLYPHICS

URE RAPS BORING LIKE BASEBALL, URE LIKE 38 PLAYIN WIT DOLLS
LIKE LORD HELMUT IN SPACEBALLS

U AINT WINNIN
YOUR LIKE THE RETARD AT A LAKE FISHIN FOR DOGS

JUMPIN IN THIS THREAD TO BATTLE LEE
IS LIKE SWIMIN WIT JAWS

MY FLOWS SURROUND YOU
LIKE THE SOUND OF THUNDER IN A THEATRE

AND JUST LIKE THAT(snaps fingers) THIS BATTLE IS "OVAR" YOU BITCH MADE UNDERACHIEVER
hahahaha good shit Lee

we can all see that Lee's-through/
and all his ''verses stretch'' like the first boss on NBA Street-2/
but he got it backwards, he aint 2-street, they call this dude-LEE/
cuz after losses, he puffs an L and takes two-Es/

the siccness bat boy, holdin wood and ball-sacks/
this bitch aint got no teeth and he typin in ALL-CAPS/
he's bangin-his-fist-in and stainin-his-mittens/
his ''I-P Address'' involves him changin-his-linens/

this is a race-to-the-finish, but not a tortoise-and-hare/
but crypt keeper type shit, you'll find a corpse-in-my-lair/
i spit and hes absorbin-the-flare, here comes the extra-hatin/
only time i rip half as good as LEE, his names seperated/ (LEEZ-ILLA)
nice....


man, lee's verse at first was great. one line after another. then somewhere in the middle, it got bad only to be saved by the last 2 lines.

I'm tellin' you this dude is witty, and can talk shit with the best of them. whom else is going to say the shit that he does. definately improving with every post.


ovar's punches in this verse were less iffy and more thought out. although, he too had some questionable material in there, he was MORE CONSISTANT thru the whole verse, and it flowed just a little better.

great battle, good shit to both.

my vote goes to....ovar
 

seak

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May 31, 2002
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Man, another tough one. First off, you both had back to back verses against each other and the second verse didn't drop off at all... good shit.

ovarbmu said:
we can all see that Lee's-through/
and all his ''verses stretch'' like the first boss on NBA Street-2/
but he got it backwards, he aint 2-street, they call this dude-LEE/
cuz after losses, he puffs an L and takes two-Es/
YA SISTAH, i HIT-HA(her), STUCK IT IN HER ASS, SHE LIKE TSS-HAA/
now she pissed-off, wipin her upper lip to get the shit-off/
That was a savage start... that Dirty Sanchez line was just too ridiculous. lol

LEE-ZILLA 69 said:

URE RAPS BORING LIKE BASEBALL/
URE LIKE 38 PLAYIN WIT DOLLS LIKE LORD HELMUT IN SPACEBALLS/
U AINT WINNIN YOUR LIKE THE RETARD AT A LAKE FISHIN FOR DOGS
JUMPIN IN THIS THREAD TO BATTLE LEE IS LIKE SWIMIN WIT JAWS
YOU MUST BE THIZZEN YOU STAY ON E JUST LIKE YOUR GAS TANK DOES

MY FLOWS SURROUND YOU LIKE THE SOUND OF THUNDER IN A THEATRE AND JUST LIKE THAT(snaps fingers)
THIS BATTLE IS "OVAR" YOU BITCH MADE UNDERACHIEVER
Lee's one of the funniest people on here without a doubt.

I thought Umbravo started real strong while Lee was better in the middle and end of his verse. I have to give the nod to Umbravo though. Damn near every line was solid, some punches in the middle were just alright, but the few I quoted hit hard and flowed well to me.

Vote=Umbravo
 
Apr 25, 2002
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BETO916 said:
man, lee's verse at first was great. one line after another. then somewhere in the middle, it got bad only to be saved by the last 2 lines.

I'm tellin' you this dude is witty, and can talk shit with the best of them. whom else is going to say the shit that he does. definately improving with every post.


ovar's punches in this verse were less iffy and more thought out. although, he too had some questionable material in there, he was MORE CONSISTANT thru the whole verse, and it flowed just a little better.

great battle, good shit to both.

my vote goes to....ovar
Nice explanation, I'd have to co-sign here.

This is why I wanted you to make the deciding vote in the first round between these two, asshole! LOL

Vote - Umbravo