Round One: LEEZILLA Vs. Kantownturtle

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FATAL NYGHTMARE

FATAL NYGHTMARE

Sicc OG
#1
Apr 25, 2002
9,595
5
38
#1
Verses due by midnight on Saturday, June 30th, WEST COAST time.
12:01 = NO SHOW
Voting will begin when both verses are submitted, and will end on Monday, July 2nd at 4PM WEST COAST time.
The person with the most votes wins, obviously.
5-0 = Automatic KO
16 bars each (1 bar = 1 line)
One verse a piece
Questionable votes must be explained.
NO DICKRIDING.

Do not post in this thread until both verses are submitted. Unnecessary posts will be deleted.

Good luck to both contestants.
 
KanTownTurtle

KanTownTurtle

Sicc OG
#8
Jun 12, 2003
441
1
0
#8
Now let me start by saying I know im the underdog in this rhyme/
But ask ya girl homie, this wont be the first time I come from behind/

I hit you so hard you spin like a helecopter propeller/ sp?
an im not talkin Jay Z when I say i'll rockafella/

im turtle bitch, they know who the kid wit the swagga be/
imma bust you in the dome an watch you "stagga" lee/

but come on you cant be mad at me/
first battle and im choppin ya down like G. Washington did that apple tree/

I will slaughter anyone who comes up in here actin a snitch/
and your right zilla, you are the chosen one bitch/

think before you lay down your rhyme, you know, hold up and pause/
when it comes to battlin me, your like sawedoffs location, just a lost cause/

you been around for a while but respect the mac/
cuz when i put it to your back, we will see how this lizard react/

You said you was ready so where the fuck you at/
im not to be slept on so dont take that nap/

You know what, im done, I dont need 16 bars/
this lizard aint a rapper, he is sellin insurance for cars/
 
LEE-ZILLA 69

LEE-ZILLA 69

Sicc OG
#12
May 10, 2002
5,330
344
0
TSSSSSSSSSHAAAAAAA.COM
#12
TSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KANTOWNTURTLE? A HOMOSEXUAL GERBAL WITH A PEPSI CAN FOR A SHELL AND A FACE LIKE STEVE URKELL I'LL TWIST URE ASS IN A CIRCLE TILL URE FUCKIN LUNGS TURN PURPLE BECAUSE URE NOBODY URE PROLLY THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN LEARNIN KARATE LEE-ZILLAS FLOW IS LOADED WIT WUSABI WHILE URE GIRLS THROAT SWALLOWS MORE WIENERS THEN KOBAYASHI LEE WILL WHOOP URE ASS THEN SIP URE BLOOD LIKE TAIH TEA SO WHEN URE GIRL GETS PREGNANT AND THE BABY COMES OUT DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE LEE ACTUALLY U SHOULD LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SEE THE RESEMBLENCE THATS RIGHT BITCH I BEEN GETTIN IT ON WIT URE MOMS MOMS MOM SINCE THE DAYS OF GENISIS U SAY WHERES THE EVIDENCE WHERES THE WITNESES THERE AINT NONE SO GO RUN THE TREADMILL WITH URE FAT ASS GIRLFRIEND AT 24 HOUR FITNESS WHILE I'LL BE STANDIN OUTSIDE THE WINDOW WIT A FAT ASS CHEESEBURGER AND SOME BUTTERBAKED BISCUITS WHEN U WAS BORN URE MOMS THRU U IN A GARBAGE CAN AND THATS WHY U EVER WONDERED WHY URE DAD WAS A GARBAGE MAN AND NOW U THINK U CAN RAP BUT U CAN'T RHYME LIKE P-DIDDY CAN'T MAKE A BAND AND U CAN'T SEE LEE LIKE U CAN'T SEE A MOLECULE IN URE HAND URE DONE JUST GO WATCH URE PENIS SLIDE SHOWS ULE TRY TO JACK OFF BUT U CAN'T BECAUSE I LEFT U WIT NO ARMS LIKE THE VENUS DE MILO IN THIS BATTLE URE JUST AND INNOCENT BYSTANDER GETTIN RUN OVER AT A SIDE SHOW
 
BETO916

BETO916

Sicc OG
#20
Apr 7, 2005
13,696
161
63
53
www.myspace.com
#20
LEE-ZILLA 69 said:
TSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAA

LEE-ZILLAS FLOW IS LOADED WIT WUSABI WHILE URE GIRLS THROAT SWALLOWS MORE WIENERS THEN KOBAYASHI

THATS RIGHT BITCH I BEEN GETTIN IT ON WIT URE MOMS MOMS MOM SINCE THE DAYS OF GENISIS U SAY WHERES THE EVIDENCE WHERES THE WITNESES THERE AINT NONE SO GO RUN
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hahahaha
 
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