Round 1: Troll & The_Incredible VS. BIG CHORIZO & Pimp
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@PIMP
Man quit playin, u ain't a, P-I-M-P-
Only people knowin little will use the term Loose-LY-
U ain a pimp if your payin,fool, your only a JOHN-
U never on the block, seen only on your LAWN-
Hos don't flock for nerds that say NEATO-
only chips that your stackin are the kinds called DORITOS-
Pimpin in your pajamas, on or near, Paseo PADRE- (steet in fmt)
addin ho's to MY team, first pick was your MADRE-
And i made your pop's pay, full PRICE for his WIFE-
till he asked for a refund, the shit's happend TWICE-
I had to drop the BITCH, dilemma, i was faced WIT-
till your sister stepped up as your mothers REPLACEMENT-
And wouldnt you kno?...Her momma made her THICK-
But she had a snaggletooth grill and couldnt suck for SHIT-
Put her in a crate, sent her on a sinking SHIP-
but your nana hit me up, pimp has been PIMPED-
Man quit playin, u ain't a, P-I-M-P-
Only people knowin little will use the term Loose-LY-
U ain a pimp if your payin,fool, your only a JOHN-
U never on the block, seen only on your LAWN-
Hos don't flock for nerds that say NEATO-
only chips that your stackin are the kinds called DORITOS-
Pimpin in your pajamas, on or near, Paseo PADRE- (steet in fmt)
addin ho's to MY team, first pick was your MADRE-
And i made your pop's pay, full PRICE for his WIFE-
till he asked for a refund, the shit's happend TWICE-
I had to drop the BITCH, dilemma, i was faced WIT-
till your sister stepped up as your mothers REPLACEMENT-
And wouldnt you kno?...Her momma made her THICK-
But she had a snaggletooth grill and couldnt suck for SHIT-
Put her in a crate, sent her on a sinking SHIP-
but your nana hit me up, pimp has been PIMPED-
@CHORIZO
Paintin verbal portaits now wont u please PICTURE THIS-
dont touch the tweezers cuz CHORIZO took a piss-
Compensate for something? or the lack there-of-
built like chuiahuah's and prolly jus as HUNG-
deep inside your wife now you know where to FIND ME-
when she first seen u neked, your new pet name was TINY-
Bitch was pretty fat, more folds then ORAGAMI-
sick of your chorizo in the mood for my SALAMI-
fat bitch, greasy like a bag of french FRIES-
smell like pork cookin? only the rubbin of your THIGHS-
The tourny's like your wife, There ain a big enough BELT-
even tho your in BOTH......your still hardly FELT-
i kno my words hurt, and grow inside ya like a TUMOR-
take my peace offering.....a trip to CARL'S JUNIOR-
Ill only tell it like it is, let me cut to the CHASE-
wont see u in round two, Lost your breath at first BASE-
Paintin verbal portaits now wont u please PICTURE THIS-
dont touch the tweezers cuz CHORIZO took a piss-
Compensate for something? or the lack there-of-
built like chuiahuah's and prolly jus as HUNG-
deep inside your wife now you know where to FIND ME-
when she first seen u neked, your new pet name was TINY-
Bitch was pretty fat, more folds then ORAGAMI-
sick of your chorizo in the mood for my SALAMI-
fat bitch, greasy like a bag of french FRIES-
smell like pork cookin? only the rubbin of your THIGHS-
The tourny's like your wife, There ain a big enough BELT-
even tho your in BOTH......your still hardly FELT-
i kno my words hurt, and grow inside ya like a TUMOR-
take my peace offering.....a trip to CARL'S JUNIOR-
Ill only tell it like it is, let me cut to the CHASE-
wont see u in round two, Lost your breath at first BASE-
PIMP
pimp is played i bet that chump gets pimped for days/ keep that bitch away before i sell his ass on the corner to get me payed/ bitch wanna battle i will heard you up like cattle/ break your neck and make all you bones shatter/ you aint pimpin prolly eatin hoe hoes cant get no fatter/ i will smash you son leave nothing but brain matter/ you think you tough homie i think you weak as fuck/ my rhymes will hit you hard bitch lyrically beat you up/ your rhymes are whack nobody wana hear disses from a fag/ leave you in a body bag somebody gotta do it cuz we dont wana hear you rap/ bitch needa get off da nuts before i sock you up/ my lyrics rip your shit you lyrics got you fucked/ keep your shit on freeze before i make you get on your knees/ you think you gona win even eazy e would say "nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga please"/
BIG CHORIZO
bitch chorizo aint got no big dick unless its in his ass/ he can be the slowest in this race and still aint gettin past me when i'm kickin raps/ you want funk i will throw you in my trunk/ my 64 impala come holla i know somebody that will kill you for one dolla/ then ill fuck yo momma/ bitch you want a war i will show you whats in store/ dont get mad at me when your on the floor like your mom since shes a whore/ bitches get hit like snitches so big chorizo ends in ditches/ i am viscious when hittin i will leave this punk in stitches/ so get off my nuts cuz i will bust/ and leave you dead as fuck rotting away to dust/ this dude cant flow he is just a little slow/ only time he be on a track is singing choruses like lil mo/ fuck little choriz he gettin beat/ when my lyrics hit you its like you fallin in love cuz they sweep you off yo feet/ now dont submit your flow press delete/
pimp is played i bet that chump gets pimped for days/ keep that bitch away before i sell his ass on the corner to get me payed/ bitch wanna battle i will heard you up like cattle/ break your neck and make all you bones shatter/ you aint pimpin prolly eatin hoe hoes cant get no fatter/ i will smash you son leave nothing but brain matter/ you think you tough homie i think you weak as fuck/ my rhymes will hit you hard bitch lyrically beat you up/ your rhymes are whack nobody wana hear disses from a fag/ leave you in a body bag somebody gotta do it cuz we dont wana hear you rap/ bitch needa get off da nuts before i sock you up/ my lyrics rip your shit you lyrics got you fucked/ keep your shit on freeze before i make you get on your knees/ you think you gona win even eazy e would say "nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga please"/
BIG CHORIZO
bitch chorizo aint got no big dick unless its in his ass/ he can be the slowest in this race and still aint gettin past me when i'm kickin raps/ you want funk i will throw you in my trunk/ my 64 impala come holla i know somebody that will kill you for one dolla/ then ill fuck yo momma/ bitch you want a war i will show you whats in store/ dont get mad at me when your on the floor like your mom since shes a whore/ bitches get hit like snitches so big chorizo ends in ditches/ i am viscious when hittin i will leave this punk in stitches/ so get off my nuts cuz i will bust/ and leave you dead as fuck rotting away to dust/ this dude cant flow he is just a little slow/ only time he be on a track is singing choruses like lil mo/ fuck little choriz he gettin beat/ when my lyrics hit you its like you fallin in love cuz they sweep you off yo feet/ now dont submit your flow press delete/
Victim #1: Troll
Troll is whack, one syllable rhymes are weak and soft
How long you been rappin? Too long, ya need to stop
You been here forever, but never gained experience
Changed your screen name, but you stayed delerious
Cuz ya still think you're tight, shit you best think twice
Nothin from you will be droppin, that is unless we fight
The less he types, the more of a chance he got to win
Troll's more of a coochie than the pussy my cock is in
That's your mom's my friend, say hello to step daddy
Your rhymes are like antiques, rusted and left shabby
You step to Chorizo, you know U gonna get beat slow
U aint hard, this putos more see thru than a peep hole
Victim #2: The Incredible
The Incredible? This motherfucker can't be for real
You less than nothing, you the number before nill
Zip zero, nada, zilch, that's what your shit's worth
I think I seen you on the corner sportin a chick's skirt
You wanted the dick first, but you aint gettin shit
Givin me auplaud is the only time you hittin skins
I aint even gonna waste too many bars on this kid
What he spit is shit, it'll get him far from the win
Short one but is more than enough to devour this weak ass motherfucker.
Troll is whack, one syllable rhymes are weak and soft
How long you been rappin? Too long, ya need to stop
You been here forever, but never gained experience
Changed your screen name, but you stayed delerious
Cuz ya still think you're tight, shit you best think twice
Nothin from you will be droppin, that is unless we fight
The less he types, the more of a chance he got to win
Troll's more of a coochie than the pussy my cock is in
That's your mom's my friend, say hello to step daddy
Your rhymes are like antiques, rusted and left shabby
You step to Chorizo, you know U gonna get beat slow
U aint hard, this putos more see thru than a peep hole
Victim #2: The Incredible
The Incredible? This motherfucker can't be for real
You less than nothing, you the number before nill
Zip zero, nada, zilch, that's what your shit's worth
I think I seen you on the corner sportin a chick's skirt
You wanted the dick first, but you aint gettin shit
Givin me auplaud is the only time you hittin skins
I aint even gonna waste too many bars on this kid
What he spit is shit, it'll get him far from the win
Short one but is more than enough to devour this weak ass motherfucker.
(((as always with my spits, click the green text for links to relevant shit)))
***should be obvious who this one's at***
I'll cut the "T" outta troll, now I'm on a roll
Stuffin' the ugly-lil-trick-like-I'm-my-dick-and-he's-a-bitches-hole
||D|||\/|||D-slap-the-scrap-like-he-Janet-Jackson, bitch, who's in cunt-troll?
Troll's makin'-me-dough like-alla-my-hoes, servin' his ass up for pole
Wanna-hear-somethin'-whack? troll-reppin'-the-stack-when-he-on-his-back-
dicks-stacked-deep-in-his-crack
He easy-like-servin'-a-sack-of-smack-to-a-junkie, jacked
Troll-just-got-||D|||\/|||D-slapped and that's-a-fact
His-rhymes-ain't-good-enough and he-ain't-tough
already been-fucked-up-by-three-billy-goats-gruff
Like a 400-pound-bitch-in-the-buff, bitch, put-that-shit-up,
bitch, we-don't-wanna-see-your-stuff
I-know-you-know-hey-everybody-knows, like whoa!, that that-troll's-only-flows
Be-auntie's-in-his-panties-or-the-snot-he's-got-runnin'-out-his-nose
"Oh no he di-int. oh hells no. he-did-not-just-try-to-talk-to-me. ugly-ass little-troll.
Oh uh-uh. oh-no-he-di-int," is-all-troll-gettin' when-he-try hittin' on women
Troll gettin'-tag-teamed-like-a-nasty-little-slut-on-thizz
||D|||\/|||D & Big Chorizo.... "whoomp!! there it is!!"
***should be obvious who this one's at***
I'll cut the "T" outta troll, now I'm on a roll
Stuffin' the ugly-lil-trick-like-I'm-my-dick-and-he's-a-bitches-hole
||D|||\/|||D-slap-the-scrap-like-he-Janet-Jackson, bitch, who's in cunt-troll?
Troll's makin'-me-dough like-alla-my-hoes, servin' his ass up for pole
Wanna-hear-somethin'-whack? troll-reppin'-the-stack-when-he-on-his-back-
dicks-stacked-deep-in-his-crack
He easy-like-servin'-a-sack-of-smack-to-a-junkie, jacked
Troll-just-got-||D|||\/|||D-slapped and that's-a-fact
His-rhymes-ain't-good-enough and he-ain't-tough
already been-fucked-up-by-three-billy-goats-gruff
Like a 400-pound-bitch-in-the-buff, bitch, put-that-shit-up,
bitch, we-don't-wanna-see-your-stuff
I-know-you-know-hey-everybody-knows, like whoa!, that that-troll's-only-flows
Be-auntie's-in-his-panties-or-the-snot-he's-got-runnin'-out-his-nose
"Oh no he di-int. oh hells no. he-did-not-just-try-to-talk-to-me. ugly-ass little-troll.
Oh uh-uh. oh-no-he-di-int," is-all-troll-gettin' when-he-try hittin' on women
Troll gettin'-tag-teamed-like-a-nasty-little-slut-on-thizz
||D|||\/|||D & Big Chorizo.... "whoomp!! there it is!!"
***again, should be obvious who this diss at***
The_incredible? son, drop the "the_," and add an "L" and a "Y"
Cause-the-only-thing-incredible-'bout-you-is-how-you-livin'-a-lie
You incredibLY stupid, now, tell-me-is-it-true, kid,
I-heard-that-you-do-give-the-most-incredibLY good head
You incredibLY gay, too, kid, if-it's-true-what-they-said you did
Don't fuck with a true ||D|||\/|||D, or find-yourself-incredibLY too dead
You incredibLY gameless, and so incredibLY aimless
Is that-all-that-you-came-with? that incredible lameness?
Damn, this'll-be-too-easy, for ||D|||\/|||D & Big Choreezy
So let me just make-this-incredibLY-quick-n-painless
Not so incredibLY, this-battle's-already-over, but I still gotta show ya
How we bend ya incredibLY over, doggy-stylin'-ya-like-ya-gettin'-it-from-rover
Change your name to the_ incredible_none,
Cause you know ||D|||\/|||D be-the-real incredible one
Don't ever try again, son, don't try-to-step-to-real-men, son
Now go and stick a fork in yourself, cause you incredibLY done.
The_incredible? son, drop the "the_," and add an "L" and a "Y"
Cause-the-only-thing-incredible-'bout-you-is-how-you-livin'-a-lie
You incredibLY stupid, now, tell-me-is-it-true, kid,
I-heard-that-you-do-give-the-most-incredibLY good head
You incredibLY gay, too, kid, if-it's-true-what-they-said you did
Don't fuck with a true ||D|||\/|||D, or find-yourself-incredibLY too dead
You incredibLY gameless, and so incredibLY aimless
Is that-all-that-you-came-with? that incredible lameness?
Damn, this'll-be-too-easy, for ||D|||\/|||D & Big Choreezy
So let me just make-this-incredibLY-quick-n-painless
Not so incredibLY, this-battle's-already-over, but I still gotta show ya
How we bend ya incredibLY over, doggy-stylin'-ya-like-ya-gettin'-it-from-rover
Change your name to the_ incredible_none,
Cause you know ||D|||\/|||D be-the-real incredible one
Don't ever try again, son, don't try-to-step-to-real-men, son
Now go and stick a fork in yourself, cause you incredibLY done.
thanks for the votes all y'all. I was kinda juiced anticipating fatal's blow-by-blow breakdown of my first ever battle, but I'll settle for the simple vote. I haven't been around here long enough to afford that sort of attention, I reckon. and yes, I just said "I reckon." hey, what can I say? it's that cracker background, are you feeling at all hip to the jive that I am attempting to portray, my fellow brother types? 
and I'm still smokin'....
what.
and I'm still smokin'....
what.