Rocky Dennis a.k.a. Deep Thought

[Kavie]

lmao.....you'z a fool...

 

[Deep Thought]

Fuck Ben. I told him to go eat his own shit and live with his Dad back east if he wanted to. Whatever. Selfish, stupid son of a bitch, we planned to ride our hogs to Europe, but noooo. He left and I just stood here for a second, thinking. I decided to go work that pussy some more.

 

[Deep Thought]

Here I am cooking up some grub for Diana. I was planning to throw some grub down her throat and brag about how I was voted 'Best buddy' and 'Friendliest Camper' at Tard Camp. I knew this would grease up her box.

 

[Deep Thought]

Yup, you guessed it, me, going in for the kill. My junk is at full mast and I tried to spread Diana's sweet long getaway sticks. No dice. Bitch put up the stop sign and sent me packing.

 

[Deep Thought]

I was out of marshmallows so I told Diana that cotton balls are 'billowy' and would she like my balls in her fucking mouth. She kicked me in the nuts and told me she would call the cops if I didn't fuck off.

 

[Deep Thought]

Pissed off and horny I decided to molest my neighbor, Joey. I snuck into his house and pressed him against the fridge. I kissed him and dry humped his leg until I blew a load.

 

[Deep Thought]

After I went limp I told him that if he ever told anyone about this I would have Dozer fuck him in the butt. I told him I was not gay, I was just sexually frustrated.

 

[Deep Thought]

Gar was nice enough to invite me to breakfast with him and that black hooker he fucked for me. Gar had just hollered at the waitress, something about not enough fucking hash browns and that he needed a goddamned ash tray. I tried to make small talk with the black hooker, thinking maybe there was a chance.

 

[Deep Thought]

After breakfast Gar had to have a one-on-one with me. He told me that he thought of me as a son, but not to fool myself into thinking the black hooker would fuck me for any amount of money. He said that she thought of me as the devil incarnate and that I was the ugliest being on the face of the fucking earth. Gar puts things a way that make it easy to understand.

 

[Deep Thought]

I needed to have a one-on-one with him as well to tell him that his "Free Mustache Rides" T-shirt was the gayest goddamn thing I had ever seen, but I know he would have cut me.

 

[Deep Thought]

Later I saw Mom buying drugs from that fat bastard. I hate when she gets high all the time, but she told me that If I had ever let Sony Bono put his cock in me, I would do drugs too. She's right I guess.

 

[Deep Thought]

This here is Gar again. He knew Mom was fucking blasted so he was pretty sure he could get some anal. He told me he likes that better with mom. He told me one time "Rock, it's tighter than a cat's ass!!". Gar has some cool sayings.

 

[Deep Thought]

Rack me.

-out

 

[Kavie]

ROFLMAO........

 

[DJ Mark 7]

This HAS to be the BEST post I've EVER seen on this god awful board...God bless ya Deep Thought

I'm off to Italy!

 

[MOESES SOULRIGHT THE 2nd]

ohhhh myyy

damn this is one of the best posts ever...
you my friend are a comedic genius

 

[BornSin]

Your Racked.

 

[killahoe415]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA DAMN DEEP THATS SOME SAV SHIT

AYO...VAMPS!......I THINK THIS SHOULD BE IN THE CLASSIC THREADS SECTION...FOR SAFE KEEPING HAHAHA!!

^REAL TALK

 

[|GOD|||ZILLA|]

HAHAHA

I never did get around to seeing that movie. Looks funny.

:dead:

 

[Kyle]

you my friend are a comedic genius

^^ so true.
what movie is that?
Gar looks like Hulk Hogan lol.