revenge on kids stealing my roaches

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L.D.S.

The Bakersman
Aug 14, 2006
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#29
Go to your kitchen
Put on a rubber glove
Take your dog to the bathroom
Remove ONE dog turd from the pile
Pull up a handful of grass from a clean spot
Sprinkle dog turd with lots of grass
Roll the grassy dog turd up in toilet paper
TIGHTEN IT
Place 2/3 of Labrador blunt on the table and leave the other 1/3 end hanging off the table
Set up camera
Enjoy those twenty seconds of confusion on their faces
 

Gas One

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#30
so lately some littlem punks have been stealing my roaches from my garage. it was all good at first but i slipped and left a fresh blunt out there last night. i was thinking of catching these foos slippin but i have no time for that and they're teenagers. does anyone have any ideas of somethin foul,nasty,have them pukin that i can roll up and prank these lil foo ass chumps.
put pcp in it...no lie

dip the shit out of the roaches and put them in the rubber room

sherm aint that expensive and will do the trick lmao

youll see them in the street all on the ground n shit
 
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#33
leave a blunt rolled up with the top third and half with crushed up crack

or stick a pebble of crack in the middle of one of their roaches... this would work good for someone who just sticks the whole roach in a bong with paper and all... lol visualize them takin a fat bong rip of crack, lighting it for hella long so it actually burns

or call them out
be like
wtf man i was going to smoke those doobies what do you got on my 40 or next sack
 

L.D.S.

The Bakersman
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Mizzourah
#34
You could make your next blunt with a little weed, oregano, and red pepper flakes. That'll curtail their enthusiasm for mooching, and also won't hurt them.