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Siccx Degree

Siccx Degree

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M BUTCHER 206 said:

i think the ghettoest gift tho is those big tins of 3 types of popcorn, the cheese caramel and butter, you know what im talking about? some stale ass popcorn in a big ass 10 gallon drum tin with some weird holiday shit on it, lol. im not going to lie though i like them and get to munching christmas day, then save the tin to put shit in
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yeah buddy, I love those cans, always end up with most of the butter flavor still there though, throw that shit out and use the can itself as a trash can.
 
Defy

Defy

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my family was doing this game where we'd just buy a bunch of random presents, you'd get a certain amount of post-its with your name on it depending on how many presents you got then you'd hide them throughout the house......when everyone's done you go out & find post-its and for every one you find you bring it back & open up a gift....the gifts were random tho......past gifts included:

socks
gift cards
chocolates
$200 worth of custom gold jewelry (my uncle made them)
a wind up nun that spits fire out her mouth
gardening gloves
a bottle of chitterlings


shit would be hella funny
 
M BUTCHER 206

M BUTCHER 206

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Aug 24, 2003
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1 Deep said:
how is that big ass tin of popcorn wack? I fuckin love those things! I look forward to the holliday season strictly for them shits.
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lol theyre not ghetto i just think theyre almost like giving someone a yulelog or fruitcake, its like you just know someones going to give you one. i cant hate on them i wait for them too, lol
 
marty50

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if you dont like a gift, shit well, re-gift that bitch and give it to someone else.

some ol lady gave me a fruit cake, i regifyed it and gavre it to someone else the follwoing x-mas, shit fruit cake will last a nuclear explosion. turns out they used it as a book end.

fruit cake the gift that keeps on giving. you can regift fruit cake til the end of time.

i think the big bang theory is all wrong. the first thign that shot out was fruitcakes, and that is why we are still here to this very day in the present still with fruitcakes. they are indestructable ancient artifacts from times beginning.

if my big bang theory is correct, than god himself was made outta fruitcake.
 
Dhadnot

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marty50 said:
if you dont like a gift, shit well, re-gift that bitch and give it to someone else.

some ol lady gave me a fruit cake, i regifyed it and gavre it to someone else the follwoing x-mas, shit fruit cake will last a nuclear explosion. turns out they used it as a book end.

fruit cake the gift that keeps on giving. you can regift fruit cake til the end of time.

i think the big bang theory is all wrong. the first thign that shot out was fruitcakes, and that is why we are still here to this very day in the present still with fruitcakes. they are indestructable ancient artifacts from times beginning.

if my big bang theory is correct, than god himself was made outta fruitcake.
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Not to jump on the bandwagon but...why are you so gay?
 
MizeryU

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marty50 said:
if you dont like a gift, shit well, re-gift that bitch and give it to someone else.

some ol lady gave me a fruit cake, i regifyed it and gavre it to someone else the follwoing x-mas, shit fruit cake will last a nuclear explosion. turns out they used it as a book end.

fruit cake the gift that keeps on giving. you can regift fruit cake til the end of time.

i think the big bang theory is all wrong. the first thign that shot out was fruitcakes, and that is why we are still here to this very day in the present still with fruitcakes. they are indestructable ancient artifacts from times beginning.

if my big bang theory is correct, than god himself was made outta fruitcake.
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What. a. Fruitcake...
 
MobbinINda916

MobbinINda916

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marty50 said:
if you dont like a gift, shit well, re-gift that bitch and give it to someone else.

some ol lady gave me a fruit cake, i regifyed it and gavre it to someone else the follwoing x-mas, shit fruit cake will last a nuclear explosion. turns out they used it as a book end.

fruit cake the gift that keeps on giving. you can regift fruit cake til the end of time.

i think the big bang theory is all wrong. the first thign that shot out was fruitcakes, and that is why we are still here to this very day in the present still with fruitcakes. they are indestructable ancient artifacts from times beginning.

if my big bang theory is correct, than god himself was made outta fruitcake.
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if i was u i wouldnt even be talkin about fruitcakes, i think that u are a fruitcake,,,,u should change your screen name
 
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