if you dont like a gift, shit well, re-gift that bitch and give it to someone else.
some ol lady gave me a fruit cake, i regifyed it and gavre it to someone else the follwoing x-mas, shit fruit cake will last a nuclear explosion. turns out they used it as a book end.
fruit cake the gift that keeps on giving. you can regift fruit cake til the end of time.
i think the big bang theory is all wrong. the first thign that shot out was fruitcakes, and that is why we are still here to this very day in the present still with fruitcakes. they are indestructable ancient artifacts from times beginning.
if my big bang theory is correct, than god himself was made outta fruitcake.