There was this rich man that always had parties in his big ole mansion. But to bring alittle more excitement to the parties he build a big swimming tank that was filled with alligators, pirannas and basically anything that could kill you from swamps. Now the party was always filled with liquor and other rich class people but he wanted more to the party. So on one night at the party he stood on a stool and shouted to the bunch. "Alright everybody, I've just build this beautiful swamp and if anyone has enoguh guts to swam across this whole swamp I would give my best effort to grant you three wishes!" There was silence amongst the crowd and no one wanted to take up the offer.
The party went back in effect and later into the night the rich man was talking away and then heard a big splash. He ran towards the swamp an to his amazement saw a man swimming towards the other end of the tank. The man it all the way and plopped his body to the side of the tank. The rich man ran up with a towel and said "Oh My God, I can't believe you just did that" he then said "Well you made all the way through, so to the best of my ability I'll grant you three wishes.
" The soaked man said quickly "See that gun over there on the wall. I want that" "See those bullets inside the cupboard. Give them to me." He then stood up with rifle in hand and shouted " Now Show Me The Bastard Who Pushed Me In!!!"
The party went back in effect and later into the night the rich man was talking away and then heard a big splash. He ran towards the swamp an to his amazement saw a man swimming towards the other end of the tank. The man it all the way and plopped his body to the side of the tank. The rich man ran up with a towel and said "Oh My God, I can't believe you just did that" he then said "Well you made all the way through, so to the best of my ability I'll grant you three wishes.
" The soaked man said quickly "See that gun over there on the wall. I want that" "See those bullets inside the cupboard. Give them to me." He then stood up with rifle in hand and shouted " Now Show Me The Bastard Who Pushed Me In!!!"