A guy walks into a whorehouse and says to a whore "I need to get laid but all I have is five bucks". She says "well we had a hooker die this morning, hows a dead hooker for five bucks?". "that's fine!" the guy says shamelessly. He give her the five bucks, goes up, screws the dead hooker and comes back down. "How was she?" the whore asked. Fine, but I think she has a runny nose". The whore laughs and says "nahh, she's probably just full again".