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Flossalini

Flossalini

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#181
Aug 4, 2005
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Yeah... today I got an artist page on myspace, and a restraining order on the lil ol white lady who kept emailing me naked pictures of her and her cats! Never DJ and spike the punch at a seniors "singles" event... although when they pop them dentures out.....
 
ColdBlooded

ColdBlooded

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#182
Apr 25, 2002
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I was on pace to win the 1994 World Series, but the lockout stopped me. I played every position, and was the only batter on my team. MLB allowed this because I hit only homeruns, and there was no need for another batter. My bat was hand crafted by Apollo, made from the skulls of Samurai who committed seppeku out of HONOR in becoming the bat I would use. I used the tears of sea-nymphs infused with the blood of Dracula for pine tar.
 
SLOWPOKE

SLOWPOKE

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Nov 7, 2002
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i shited at work today and dedicated it to the bitch that looks like golum at my work today,....everyone was ready to throw up,...i was loving it,....that place stunk like the ,...hahahahha ok,...i asked one co worker on a scale from 1-10 on how bad it smellet,....he said said "maaaaaan what did you do chit in the bath room or on the table!,....(i'm laffing so hard i lose my breath)...man we would have to make a collective chit in order to come close to that,...""


yadididhahahahhahahaaaaayeeeeeeeeyeeeeeee
 
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