Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead. Out of respect and propriety, the Seahawk's fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The 49ers fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Raider's fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Seahawk's cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the 49ers cap, replaced it and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Raider's cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Raider's fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking? "Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised; normally when I look under a Raiders hat, I find an asshole."
Raider Joke
- Thread starter King Spadez
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don't see how some of you lames find it funny.. this ones funnier
Little girl goes to court to decide which parent she wants to be with
judge asks her does she want her mother
little girl " no she beats me "
judge asks her if she wants her father
little girl " no he beats me too "
judge then aks who do u want then
little girl " I want the san francisco 49ers because they don't beat nobody "
that one was pretty lame too but funnier than the 1 posted
Little girl goes to court to decide which parent she wants to be with
judge asks her does she want her mother
little girl " no she beats me "
judge asks her if she wants her father
little girl " no he beats me too "
judge then aks who do u want then
little girl " I want the san francisco 49ers because they don't beat nobody "
that one was pretty lame too but funnier than the 1 posted
