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*How many Jews can you fit in a car?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 6,000 in the ashtray

*Who is the greatest Jewish cook ever?
Hitler

*Why do you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike?
To get your bike back

*Why do you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike?
To get your slave back

*what do you call a black abortion clinic ??
Crime stoppers

*If there are two black guys and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The white cop.

*What's the flattest surface you ever ironed your jeans on?
A white girl's ass

*How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
With dental floss

*How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

*What's the difference between road kill and a dead black man on the side of the road?
There's skid marks in front of the road kill

*Whats the difference between a white man and a toilet seat?
nothing, they're both assholes

*What do you call a bunch of white people running down a mountain?
An avalanche

*What do you call a bunch of black people running down a mountain?
A mudslide

*What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a mountain?
A jailbreak

*What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

*How do you starve a mexican?
Hide his welfare check in his work boot!

*How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
9 months (DAMN, thats just cold)

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Jake

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haha,i got a old school ass joke book with hella corny ass ones,finally get to use it,the first chapter is racial jokes...let me find some,they are old as hell though

what do you call 2 mexicans playing baskeball?
Juan on Juan

what do you call a black guy with no arms?
honest

why wasnt christ born in puerto rico?
couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin

what do they call toys-r-us in harlem?
we-b-toys

whats the first lesson you learn at a puerto rican driving school?
how to open a locked car with a coat hanger

how do you tell the bride at a hillbilly wedding?
she is the one that is pregnant

what is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
a canoe tips

whats a wiener?
the first person across the finish line at a mexican track meet

what do black people call the easter bunny?
dinner

whats the ultimate jewish dilemma?
free bacon

what do you call a puerto rican driving a rolls royce?
a car thief

why cant polish farmers raise chickens?
they plant the eggs too deep

what do you call a polack with half a brain?
gifted
 
B-Buzz

B-Buzz

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Sentenced said:
*How do you starve a mexican?
Hide his welfare check in his work boot!
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How do you starve a mexican?
Put his welfare under the soap!

What do you call a little Mexican?
A Paragraph (Hes too short to be an essay)
 
DTP

DTP

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LOL. I'm in the computer lab right now, I printed out the first two jokes and gave it to the girl next to me... she didnt find it funny. I guess she's jewish. Now i'm sittin by myself. :mad:
 
caff

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why do mexicans like to eat tamales on christmas day ?
so they could have something to unwrap.

how do you gather mexicans ?
put a pinata.

how many police officers does it take to bring a mexican to police station ?
10, one to bring the mexican in, 9 to bring hes orange bags in.

why do black girls wear high heels ?
so that there knuckles wont scrape.

how do you get a black down ?
cut the rope.

why are the germans still mad at the jews ?
cause the jews have not payed for there gas bill.

why are black people tall ?
cause there knee grows.

i could go on forever, i'll stop
no hate..
 
Jake

Jake

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OG young SAV said:
Here we go with this racial bullshit!!!
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its all in fun,calm down...there isnt anybody on these boards that is racist so dont even start pullin out the race card,lighten up
 
OG young SAV

OG young SAV

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siccfucc said:
its all in fun,calm down...there isnt anybody on these boards that is racist so dont even start pullin out the race card,lighten up
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I don't joke about race ever. Ain't nothing muthafucking HE-HE about no faggot as racial jokes. While yall fools is laughing another kat is truly offended by these so called JOKES!!!

Anybody who has a racial jokes abouts ones race....Would you be willing to say your joke Face 2 Face.......No, I didn't think so!!!
 
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Been Drinkin

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OG young SAV said:
I don't joke about race ever. Ain't nothing muthafucking HE-HE about no faggot as racial jokes. While yall fools is laughing another kat is truly offended by these so called JOKES!!!

Anybody who has a racial jokes abouts ones race....Would you be willing to say your joke Face 2 Face.......No, I didn't think so!!!
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One of the jokes hit close to home huh? Whiteboy.
 
Mean Mugg

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siccfucc said:
there isnt anybody on these boards that is racist so dont even start pullin out the race card,lighten up
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LOL you're trippin. There's over 12,000 members that are registered and you're tellin me not one of us is a racist? LOL. I could name a few...thousand
 
bayGIANTS

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OG young SAV said:
I don't joke about race ever. Ain't nothing muthafucking HE-HE about no faggot as racial jokes. While yall fools is laughing another kat is truly offended by these so called JOKES!!!

Anybody who has a racial jokes abouts ones race....Would you be willing to say your joke Face 2 Face.......No, I didn't think so!!!
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you need to have a fuckin sense of humor. jokes are jokes. it aint like any of us take this shit to heart and believe it all. people need to lighten up with the racism. there really aint a thing you could say about my race (as long as it is in jest) that could offend me.
 
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