LOL we push the shit because folks forget about NBA coming out and we don't wanna hear crying ass niggas talkin bout why they can't get it when we sold out. And that Edge card save niggas hella money.
i hate them muhfuckas dat be tryna sell dem knock off colognes and perfumes in parking lots of supermarkets and shit.. be comin up to u and sprayin tha shit on yo arm talkn bout buy 3 and get em for 20 bucks each and shit.. yeah its a joog but i'd ratha cop tha real deal frm Macys or sum shit..
i mean.. i would buy tha knock off brand if dem muhfuckas wouldnt spray thirty of dem bottles on tha same spot and shit..
i walked into taco bell yesterday to get me and my daughter sum to eat and dis bitch was all on my shit tryna get me to cop sum.. told tha bitch i cant do it.. i only got a dubb to get me and my daughter sum to eat.. dis bitch gon turn around and ask me if i can buy her a fuckn mango fruitista or whateva tha fuck.. i lookd at tha bitch and was like.. if u dont get yo ass up out my face ima put palm prints all over it.. bitch did it movin.. ha!!
I hate going somewhere with a homie or some1 that seems to be trying to help out the pushy sales person. LOL You that want that? I just said I don't want it.
I hate those people. I hate those Direct TV or DISH people that go door-to-door trying to get you to switch from cable. They always trying to give you a good ass price. I hate those Kirby people too. My cousin made the mistake of letting one in once just cause she wanted the free carpet wash. They tell you "It's absolutely free, you do NOT have to pay for anything, we're not here to offer you anything, it's just a demo...blah, blah, blah..."; but when they're done, they're hella trying to get you to buy their shit.
Ha I Hate the apple store here walk in bang got like 5 motherfuckers on you trying to sell u a mac notebook and you tell them naw just looking for a new cover for my phone an they wont shut the fuck up about a mac book an how i can save $ in the long run! fuck you gimme it 80% off an we gots a deal
bought some fores the other day and the bitch asked me 4 times if i wanted to buy force shields with it or some shit.....she was like "theyre only $10 and they really help"
bitch....im already payin too much for these fuckin shoes, suck my balls
HAHAH a friend of mine works at an apple store and I was in there the other day talking about the new ipod touch. All of a sudden on of the dudes up the back of the store starts clapping and next thing I know every motherfucker in there is clapping and cheering. Some dude bought a new macbook and had to walk right from the back of the store all the way to the front through about 30 people cheering for him. hahaha.
HAHAH a friend of mine works at an apple store and I was in there the other day talking about the new ipod touch. All of a sudden on of the dudes up the back of the store starts clapping and next thing I know every motherfucker in there is clapping and cheering. Some dude bought a new macbook and had to walk right from the back of the store all the way to the front through about 30 people cheering for him. hahaha.
HAHAH a friend of mine works at an apple store and I was in there the other day talking about the new ipod touch. All of a sudden on of the dudes up the back of the store starts clapping and next thing I know every motherfucker in there is clapping and cheering. Some dude bought a new macbook and had to walk right from the back of the store all the way to the front through about 30 people cheering for him. hahaha.
man I answered a an ad for a job as a salesman at valleyfair. the greek soundin dude/manager said it was ".selling stronger nails." .and I said like unbreakable nails for construction? hey said "yeah"
so I figured id drop off my resumes to a few cell phone spots and see what's up with these new unbreakable nails. so I set up an interview. man after 2 seconds I realize the guy runs 3 kiosks and one of them is for a lotion that makes ladies hands and nails better. I looked at dude and said u really think ladies gonna want a fat hairy mexican dude rubbing lotion on them... he paused and said "maybe". lol
man I answered a an ad for a job as a salesman at valleyfair. the greek soundin dude/manager said it was ".selling stronger nails." .and I said like unbreakable nails for construction? hey said "yeah"
so I figured id drop off my resumes to a few cell phone spots and see what's up with these new unbreakable nails. so I set up an interview. man after 2 seconds I realize the guy runs 3 kiosks and one of them is for a lotion that makes ladies hands and nails better. I looked at dude and said u really think ladies gonna want a fat hairy mexican dude rubbing lotion on them... he paused and said "maybe". lol
man I answered a an ad for a job as a salesman at valleyfair. the greek soundin dude/manager said it was ".selling stronger nails." .and I said like unbreakable nails for construction? hey said "yeah"
so I figured id drop off my resumes to a few cell phone spots and see what's up with these new unbreakable nails. so I set up an interview. man after 2 seconds I realize the guy runs 3 kiosks and one of them is for a lotion that makes ladies hands and nails better. I looked at dude and said u really think ladies gonna want a fat hairy mexican dude rubbing lotion on them... he paused and said "maybe". lol